Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
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Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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jj732 0
take a hint, eh?
MukyDaCookie 0
I don't get it. Why do people post FML's about their significant other calling them fat? At least you have a boyfriend/girlfriend i'm surprised they don't dump you for being a fat emotion _____
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jj732 0
take a hint, eh?
fudgnugget 0
well then maybe u r not fat just not strong at all
Randen_fml 0
exercise equipment isn't cheap. go use it cow.
kyliebear 15
But i bet that the workout video and the exercise equipment would've cost somewhere near $300, so never mind. But im sorry your boyfriend believes your fat. :(
esagalyn 0
"I's" is not a word.
qwertyuiop8989 0
LOSE WEIGHT YOU FATASS AND TAKE A DAMN HINT!!! atleast you have a boyfriend. fat and all.
fatality2009 0
haha wow Youre juz fat you just need some exercise buy a wii Fit xD
Musemusic88 0
Maybe he isn't calling you fat and just wants to workout with you or something. Not a FML
MukyDaCookie 0
I don't get it. Why do people post FML's about their significant other calling them fat? At least you have a boyfriend/girlfriend i'm surprised they don't dump you for being a fat emotion _____
sum_Andy 0
he loves you and wants you to be healthy ;)
nylla 0
Yeah. "I's" is definitely NOT the word to use here. Not only are you not fit, but you can't spell either.
Phoenix_Eclipse 0
()_() Jeez, most of you commenting peoplez are mean. >< Maybe it's not that he's calling you fat, and that he just wants you to have some muscle. Some guys like muscle, some don't. He never actually CALLED you fat.
blahdeda 0
Hey, exercise equipment is expensive! Besides, I'm sure you've complained of your weight at some point, like every girl does (including myself)...maybe he thought you wanted it.