Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it was my 14-year anniversary. I'd spent weeks picking out a new gold wedding band for my husband. What did he get me? Nothing. Not even a happy anniversary text. FML
Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML
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Top comments
drunkturtle 14
Well he didn't lie
tygerarmy 35
Maybe he's gonna make you a ring out of sparkle glue.
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Comments (108)
jayennachristine 23
If he liked it then he shoulda put a ring on it..
4WheelBurnout 14
You clearly do not understand the FML community
rashpimplezitz 9
#52 You mean the one where everyone hates everybody else?
4WheelBurnout 14
Precisely! **** OUR Lives. Such a tight knit community!
Mattthechamp 11
The Ifunny community is like the exact opposite of FML. Comments that get disliked here would get lots of likes on ifunny
drunkturtle 14
Well he didn't lie
LilMissCanadian 22
Gotta look at the bright side
PePziNL 20
*sparkly side
trollcrusher 17
I'd like to think that he did it as a big joke, and later that evening, he actually had a ring for her. But whatever actually happened, I'm sorry you got your hopes up, OP.
illuminatzi 19
Maybe it's a hint for yall to 'get creative'
MrsChristine 7
what are you going to do with sparkle glue.??
iiTzNeeNerz 26
It's great for decorating purposes. Duh. Popsicle stick picture frames, anyone?
MomentoMori 23
Ahaha, thought I was the only one who made those! :P
howard007 18
Make yourself a ring out of glitter glue and spaghetti
donuts678 25
Use it to glue him to the toilet seat, maybe then he will realize that it's a bad present
tygerarmy 35
Maybe he's gonna make you a ring out of sparkle glue.
brownapple 22
Positive thinking, I like it!
Brandon1337 29
Maybe the ring is in the glue
burnthistown 20
That's mean. He shouldn't've gotten your hopes up like that.
KeannaLove 32
Something sparkly could've meant a bunch of things. OP shouldn't have assumed she was getting a ring.
pl0xs3rver 45
#51: OP said they have been together for five years. I'm sure a ring coming to mind would not be all that uncommon if a couple has been together that long and one makes mention of the other getting "something shiny."
DoomedGemini 38
Even if op didn't assume a ring, who in the world expects sparkly glue as a present? It's funny, but it's also kinda mean to get her hopes up no matter what she thought it was.
sailorsaturn10 5
#54 They could have talked about getting married and that's why she thought it would be a ring. Granted there isn't a lot of information for us to definitely say that's why. I'm just going off experience with my fiancé.
PaulChristie 13
I like this man.
rozalyn77 15
Well he didn't lie.. you should stick with him!
SlapsKnee 12
HAHAHAHAHA so funny • - •