Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
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purple5 0
Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?
Sacharified 0
Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.
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Comments (122)
glki 7
Bet he felt kinda embarrassed?
NEMESIS15 7
Six months? Men don't celebrate anything under a year. You're lucky you got condoms
Baelzebub 2
Look at it this way. Maybe only one of the condoms was for use with him.
OctoberJade 12
It's a really considerate gift actually. He's trying to prevent pregnancy that will push your relationship into a lot of strain so early on.
JesusOfNazareth 16
Protection before Rolexion
Kella_xox 8
well hopefully you can at least put them to use .
xer096 7
I hate getting presents for my girlfriend. Not because I don't want to, I love seeing her happy, but because I have no clue what to get her and I can't ask because that would ruin the surprise. But she's always really sweet whenever I do give her something :) and in response to #7, from what I can tell it 1, 6, and then annual
Sansational_ 18
And that's a bad thing?
Kara_araK 24
An anniversary implies a year has passed, since it comes from the word annum. I don't blame him for not getting anything, 'month-aversaries' are a little weird. Wait till a year has passed and then celebrate, I'm sure it will be worth the wait
Andrei I 9
1. anniversary by definition means one YEAR, from Latin "annum" 2. if you are in love after 6 months, he got the correct gift