Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
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purple5 0
Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?
Sacharified 0
Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.
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Comments (122)
Triplefool 0
What a douche. Wow... I would probably consider dumping him after that. It's not even so much that you love him enough to choose a thoughtful and expensive gift for him, and that he got you something that probably cost him maybe six dollars (which in and of itself would be enough for me to question the relationship.. because obviously his commitment is not equal to yours); it's more that he would buy you such a self-serving gift. Your gift said "I love you so much that I spent a lot of money buying something I knew you'd wanted for a long time" and his said "Happy six months, now **** me." He's a dick, dump his ass.
dvs01 0
Twisted. I'm glad I'm not in a relationship with you lol
strawberryspacejam 11
Seriously, go the **** away shitface
Simreet2008 0
LOL
ms_not_so_happy 0
Watch could have been expensive, but good sex (x3) priceless!
dangletsbang21 0
you all are retarded :)
allen20 0
dammn wat do you want him to give you?A freakin car? Just appreciate what he gave you.
tatertott5 0
that's better than nothing at all. :)
eddles 0
ya, well u can't always just expect things from people
EVOEVO_Monkey 10
When a FML starts off "...six month anniversary..." YDI
angel55033 12
love is not about the money you spend on each other and than complain about it damn gold digger
babz1591 0
hey don't feel bad my boyfriend forgot our 1 year anniversary lol dont make it such a big deal lol as long as yu two are happy together that's all that matters. . maybe he thought makin love to u was a gift no money could buy lol