Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
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zakkyzebra 11
"**** first base, this bitch is mine!"
namhowell 6
Well you at least got that much action even if you 2 never go out.
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Comments (185)
foreveralone15 5
Hopefully she didn't think you were trying something on her, I bet she'll understand.
bballforward33 10
Even better!!
mandoalba 5
this reminds me of superbad
nomad542 4
win?
Nudi_fml 13
How old are you? Its an honest mistake (I assume). Shrug it off and laugh about it. Its just a boob. And you got to touch it.
sootpanda 7
Boob job or?
a_nutritionist 10
tell her you were just checking the quality of the goods before you committed to a sale. nobody goes blind into any lease to buy agreements before at least walking through and checking the structure first. you should get someone else to thoroughly check her out also, dont want any nasty surprises down the track.
epiclife101 0
Lol did she scream or just stand their in astonishment that it was you feeling her tit
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
That's farther than I've ever got with a girl :P good job op!
bigtaytay 13
high five? what are u 6 years old? say hello next time u dumbass