Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
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zakkyzebra 11
"**** first base, this bitch is mine!"
namhowell 6
Well you at least got that much action even if you 2 never go out.
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Comments (185)
tateh22 1
Thats even better!?
Zaffro 8
Next time aim for a low five and see where your hand ends up.
Absurd101 0
AWWWWWW YEAH getting kinky on us are we?
redrumbear 9
That's what you want us to think.
Tesaatje 12
What's the problem?
avi1981 0
I agree...what happened next?
BeautifulDemonKP 4
woah woah woah how bad can your aim get? Sorry OP FYL
YayFlameWarz 9
Well did god make em or Kmart?
cyanidesandwich 21
well atleast you got a high five, just not with her hand...
DeathBunny218 37
high five's never work if you're the only one who knows it's going to happen -.-
rawrmooface 0
and? what she do?
number0 8
Why is this an FML? This is clearly winning.
Squit_fml 16
I definitely would NOT care if the hand were mine.