Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
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zakkyzebra 11
"**** first base, this bitch is mine!"
namhowell 6
Well you at least got that much action even if you 2 never go out.
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Comments (185)
thelastlucifer 17
look at the bright side, you didn't score a home run but your in 3rd base, patience my friend, patience
iyazwoodfle 4
This isn't bad it's a good thing
angeluscado 15
I don't see the problem here. You still got to touch boob.
jren207 24
Thanks for the FML, I gotta try this!
jren207 24
Thanks for the FML, I gotta try this!
jhfireboy 6
Ignoring the boob-five, if a high five a way to impress?
ADub55 0
you sir are awkward
gmayn 0
What why is this a bad thing
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
Least you didn't punch her in the boob like in Superbad
dphonsavath 0
You must be really short.