Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
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zakkyzebra 11
"**** first base, this bitch is mine!"
namhowell 6
Well you at least got that much action even if you 2 never go out.
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Comments (185)
jesusSGV626 0
Aha you know that's what you were aiming for xD!
cicpjaky 6
It's the thought that's counts
Bowser6622 5
I happened to be on the toilet when I saw your picture.
narcosoldier 2
Laughed so hard I slapped my knee
ProudTexan117 0
I gotta say, your picture is pretty awesome!
grapist 0
u know that's called a knee slapper
ChuckNorrisBeard 0
oh really, I didnt know that
kemando 22
well at least you got that high five, you know except it was her five high in your face.
Hald 10
Facefive oh yeah!
my2centsworth 15
Do you happen to work at a pool as a life guard?
Niich123 0
why is that a bad thing? ;pp
ProudTexan117 0
total accident, happens all the time
Jacobt24 19
except to me :(
DishHeads 9
been there, super awkward :-/
singhjr96 0
And ten second later I'm ignored:(
Climaxx 11
A high-5? Serious..
Synapse_fml 0
yeah, every girl gets turned on by high 5s. didnt cha know?
ramboman19 8
High fives are just as much in style as jeans up to your belly button and feathered hair.
notsooperfect 0
How long did it take you to fully remove your hand from her boob and did you say 'high-5' out loud? //_T
Jacobt24 19
OP said "high five" and then continued by whispering to himself "second boob touch."