Today, it's common knowledge that Lana Del Rey is a no-talent hack. Yet, she has more daily Spotify streams than Ed Sheeran, Adele, Michael Jackson, Beyoncé, Bon Jovi, Radiohead, AC/DC, Robbie Williams, ABBA, Céline Dion, the Backstreet Boys, and the Beatles. Music is dead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML
Today, needing some new music, I logged on to YouTube and clicked "Like" on a few different tracks I enjoy, hoping to spark some good suggestions from the algorithm. My “Personal Mix” now consists of boring, generic techno remixes, with videos showing 100% half-naked women and fast cars. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
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JuneBleeds4 20
How did this make it through moderation?
MidnaLink 35
And this, this is why I often listen to my "Liked Songs". Because they're artists I enjoy, not others... necessarily. OP, why do you care so much?
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MidnaLink 35
And this, this is why I often listen to my "Liked Songs". Because they're artists I enjoy, not others... necessarily. OP, why do you care so much?
Hangryko 32
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
I don't even know who she is. But I do know that I don't care what ratings, views, followers, etc. say. I like what I like. I don't care if it's popular or trending. I listen to music for my enjoyment, not the enjoyment of others.
Thaylok 17
And you posted this why? If you don't like them, then YDI for doing the research and then wasting your time.
JuneBleeds4 20
How did this make it through moderation?
Alan Staff 59
Because it was so preposterous, it made me laugh.
Ideal_Needle 20
That's the real question here.
Nazmazh 18
Why get yourself so worked up about this? Everyone knows that what's popular does not necessarily equate to what's good. And even then, taste is entirely subjective - Sometimes you want to listen to something even if it's not good. The only person making your life awful here is yourself.
easybree 10
who cares?
Underscore_foo 5
Well, this is entirely subjective. I could just as well say Celine Dion is for old women and ridicule your admiration for her. Why have you worked yourself up over this, get over it.
idragosani 17
Your taste in music is not an FML