Today, my hair is so long hair that it touches my shoulders now. My father attempted to bribe me into cutting my hair several times. I'm 30. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
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Chazzster 32
When I was in college I also let my hair grow out. As long as you keep it washed and clean, hair length means nothing in the grand scheme of things. My Dad was also not too happy with my hair length, but we lived with it. Unless you are living at home with Dad it’s no big deal, just ignore it. If you are living at home try to avoid making this your only topic of conversation. If you really need the money and Dad is offering high enough a bribe take him up on it, as long as Dad actually has the money. Your hair length is not going to change your personality. But being successfully bribed by Dad is going to affect your relationship, so take that into consideration. When I was near graduation and looking for a job I got my hair cut in a conventional style. It didn’t affect my personality, it just made it easier to find a job.
bleachedraven 14
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diraven 15
Was the bribe two bits?
bleachedraven 14
🤣
bleachedraven 14
I just wanna know why the title says "dudebro" 🤣
Chazzster 32
When I was in college I also let my hair grow out. As long as you keep it washed and clean, hair length means nothing in the grand scheme of things. My Dad was also not too happy with my hair length, but we lived with it. Unless you are living at home with Dad it’s no big deal, just ignore it. If you are living at home try to avoid making this your only topic of conversation. If you really need the money and Dad is offering high enough a bribe take him up on it, as long as Dad actually has the money. Your hair length is not going to change your personality. But being successfully bribed by Dad is going to affect your relationship, so take that into consideration. When I was near graduation and looking for a job I got my hair cut in a conventional style. It didn’t affect my personality, it just made it easier to find a job.
peterblackmer91 12
Are you still living at home??