Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my coworker, who I thought was my “friend,” threw me under the bus and showed my boss all the texts I'd sent talking shit about her. I was sacked. I confronted him and told him I thought we were friends. He replied, “The mouse is friend of the cheese, it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna eat it.” FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, after I tried to help my friend bust his cheating girlfriend, he seems to still trust her, so now my office friends think I'm a bigmouth. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML
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DeJahVu 0
I say key his car and shove a potato in his exhaust pipe. Thatll fix him up extra good.
caligal14 0
I think it depends on what kind of 'personal use' is meant here. I mean, if it was one paper or whatever, yeah that sucks. If it was like a novel, and someone else got yelled at for wasting the papers then I don't think you really have a right to complain here...
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Comments (141)
ugh_a_lug 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
1st!!!
lway2009 0
Loser says "first"?
drano 0
technically, he said onest
Zezing 0
RULES ARE RULES YOU RULE DUDE
xclegend613 0
i respect you. i have never gotten to be first. i must learn your wonderful ways of being first so that one day i can reach my life's full potential and piss everyone else off by saying they were first to comment... AS IF NOBODY HAS ******* EYES AND CAN'T SEE THAT YOU DUMB ****!!!
acoti 0
I agree with #132, he is a cocksucker. Don't talk to that bitch for a while. But never rat him out.
DeJahVu 0
I say key his car and shove a potato in his exhaust pipe. Thatll fix him up extra good.
RJB 0
" Will, I rubbed a potatoes over his car and put keys in her exhaust but it did nothing!?"
Norwegian_Wood 4
To 23: "Hilary! You were suppo-...Nevermind." Gotta love Fresh Prince, xD
vapors 0
Depends on how he broke 'em, was it a singel/few page(s), or was it a huge bunt, we'll never know.
expen_dable 0
...really? I really didn't think anyone would actually side with the OP's friend, but one douche out there did. prepare to live a lonely life of 36 cats and yelling "you kids get off my lawn"
Reyo 2
Yes #3, because there has never been anything good to come out of breaking the rules...except for damn near every Revolution to have ever happened...but that's different.
sluggumsoriley 0
Damn! Theres so many ****** friendless assholes out there. NO way anyone should side with this guys friend, or his boss...Unless the authors tryna ****** start a publishing house using the office copier. **** this so-called friend Id never talk to that piece of shit again. Go beat this bitch's ass...i bet thatll make you feel better. Who the **** here commenting would actively go snitch on their "very good friend"? if you say yes then clearly you dont deserve friends, and are a huge asshole. GO BEAT SOME ASS
youratittybaby 0
i agree
aidsgiver247 0
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs
The__Redneck 7
And using the company's stuff for your own use is exactly like the Revolutionary War, right? Down with The Man!!
alexandraa_fml 0
The OP has encountered Dwight Shrute.
Unleashed27 0
You know what they say, if we didn't have rules, we'd be in France!
neon_shoes 0
Just wondering...what did you use the photocopier for personal use? You must be coming in some pretty early hours if you know what I mean ;)
jonnymohio 2
He will always be your friend, but that doesn't mean you will always be his. Tell him that after you say good-bye to the boss's brown-noser.
AGGoddess 2
I think your friend was kind of a jerk, but if it's a rule that your boss is strict about you could have gone to an open library or an internet cafe after work and used the photcopier there.
CallMeHush 1
He is not your friend, he is however a dickturd and your boss is pretty ******* cheap.
lostfaithinpppl 19
I agree. Sucks to be you, OP.
caligal14 0
I think it depends on what kind of 'personal use' is meant here. I mean, if it was one paper or whatever, yeah that sucks. If it was like a novel, and someone else got yelled at for wasting the papers then I don't think you really have a right to complain here...
lem0n_fml 0
Tattletale.