Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I went to a different barber because my usual one was on vacation. I told him I wanted a slight trim, nothing drastic. Apparently, "slight trim" means shaving half of my head and giving me bangs that would make a medieval monk jealous. Now, I look like a confusing fashion experiment from the '80s. The 1880s. FML
Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
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Top comments
pjsr 33
Neigh, laddie, you look just fine!
Lobby_Bee 18
Persuade your sister to have a medieval themed wedding.
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Comments (11)
pjsr 33
Neigh, laddie, you look just fine!
RichardPencil 32
The good news is the bridle be much less worried that the groom will dump her for you down the stretch. He still might want to horse around a bit!
Lobby_Bee 18
Persuade your sister to have a medieval themed wedding.
graayfox215 15
Arya stark is that you?
Kurliez408 32
Demand free hair extensions?
psycobunnymamafox 13
I would have thrown a fit and demanded they fix it to the way it was supposed to be or some kind of compensation
chosha_fml 27
I guess you’re sticking to the rule of not outshining the bride. That hair salon should agree to style your hair into lovely curls for the wedding day. Just get the boss and not the one that screwed up.
Takegami 22
You need a go-to person. I girl I’ve known since hit school has been cutting my hair and she does a great job
JudgeComrade 17
Arya? Arya Stark?
Seymore Collins 7
Did you go to a new hairdresser? For a big event like that? n00b mistake. Next time you'll know :)