Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by baking him some cookies for the first time. He took a bite and said, "Wow, these taste exactly like the ones my mom used to make!" I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd used a store-bought mix, because I can’t bake to save my life. FML
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, while at the office, a surprise Valentine's gift arrived for me, the first I've ever received. It was a box of heart-shaped cookies. From my mother. I'm 39. FML
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
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lulinator 40
He probably read them upside down and they said "wow." I'd take Wow cookies to work.
wtffml1979 22
Cookies laying around are always up for grabs! It's too tempting to pass up. I'm sure the thought still made your mom happy and a laugh for later years.
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Comments (66)
CM707 14
Well.... Did they taste good?
senor_octubre 24
That sucks OP:( but a hug and a card will work the same:)
lulinator 40
He probably read them upside down and they said "wow." I'd take Wow cookies to work.
DogeDogeDoge 13
OPs father is probably a doge!
KingBobtheThird 16
Wow. Much cookie. Many steal.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Well that's just common sense. He could have at least asked.
nix1993 41
If you ask you always risk being told you can't have them. If you don't ask, you can play dumb AND eat cookies.
kavyashahs 16
I hope they were made with love
Myo_fml 20
Apparently it doesn't matter if cookies were made with love. I made my mom cookies and all she did was complain about how her wash cloth was chocolatey and how they weren't the same as the boxed kind.
RogueThirteen 20
maybe he is secretly a mom? just tell your mom what happened, she will understand
Patriots21 14
What the **** are you hypothesizing?
getfokinrektm8 9
wtf...
RogueThirteen 20
in my defense, it made more sense in my head. I now realize I embarrassed myself
ZombieVampirez 24
Telling your mom you love her is the best thing you can give her. :)
gearhead369 20
Well that wasn't very nice of him. I'm sure it was appreciated whether your mom got any or not. That was very nice of you!
jjmack34 15
It's the thought that counts but maybe he thought he was allowed to take a few, either way that was very nice of you!
Cathrin 26
"A few"? The FML clearly states he took them all!
writerchic85 26
Make some 'brother' cookies and give them to mom
EarlFug 19
Then he'd steal the upside-down orb cookies.