Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
Today, I’m camping in the middle of nowhere and my mom wrote me not one, but two emails asking where my car keys are, because she needs to move my car. She apparently did not think to check in the key cabinet first. You know, the one where we keep… keys. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
They're in the safe. She already told you.
Y_U_19029 0
They're always where you don't expect them! Check the freezer
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Comments (49)
muhaidib 2
u gotta hate when that happens!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
but the keys are safe right? because key safety is of the utmost importance. can u imagine if Obama lost the White house key?
catnip216 0
If that meant he'd be locked out, I think it'd be a good thing.
DudeImBetter 0
^ lol
Y_U_19029 0
They're always where you don't expect them! Check the freezer
evanizle 0
moms are the worst about that. so upsetting
gabby301 1
fly
egorus 0
Fly??
yewzd 0
That's why i keep everything in my pockets..
DocBastard 40
They're in the safe. She already told you.
iheartglasses 0
Ugh! My mom has done the same thing! After a few bitchings she learned not to touch my things because Im way more organized than she is haha Keep your things in your room and invest in a cheap key holder to hang by the door
alinefromme 0
What a releif! I thought that sort of thing only happened in my house.... all the time....
KennKenn 0
Check the kitchen
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Try walking, biking, taking a bus, hitching a ride with a fellow employee? Your car isn't your life.
mola_mola 3
if they lived about an hours drive from work then all of these options may become redundant. Or if they travel around between places doing their own thing during the work day then the car is probably their only solution