Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML
Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I'd touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
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Llamassss 21
Dip his mouse in the toilet.
Olovio 5
Spray hand sanitizer in his eyes!
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Comments (173)
Chloe2008 0
I love your name
Rvah07 0
I don't want to sound like an ass, but so what. Today we live in a world full of people who r afarid of germs, and every sneeze has to mean we're dying. Well I got news for you op. While it does suck being sick, the only way to help keep us from getting sick is to be sick, that way we build up antibodies to different types of diseases (and I'm only using the word diseases because Idk wat 2 use in it's place).
Beck2209 0
I feel like that sucks, but if you made the whole team attend a time-wasting class because you're so "OCD" and so scared of germs, then I have to say that you totally deserved it.
urdirtyolduncle 15
^Says the guy with the phyco-looking profile picture.
Idontbelievethis 1
I hope you're going to report his disgusting ass. Thats out of line. OCD had nothing to do with it.
lisha88 1
Ewwwww I'm a germaphobe I can't take stuff like that
a_nutritionist 10
@111 yeah that comment ceased actually meaning something to anyone in the 90s.
onedayinamsterda 14
Call out the asshole. I hope ur office has CCTV monitoring, it'd be proof of what he did. Seriously, guys like him need to be taught a lesson!
pyrogirl6622 0
Looks like purel wet wipes and the bottle with the pump is going to be best friends while he's in there.
ianderson818 4
Haha deserved!!! He did that just because u were afraid of germs hahaha!
jefffluffingham 5
that makes him an asshole.