Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
Today, I was able to check my voicemail and email for the first time in two weeks. The only message I got was from my landlord telling me that the house I'm renting is in foreclosure, and I needed to have all my stuff out in ten days. He left the message nine days ago. FML
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, a telemarketer called and asked if they could speak to my "Mommy or Daddy." I'm 25 years old. FML
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML
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Top comments
CryMoreFMLs 15
Maybe get out a bit more? Meet some people at the local starbucks? The world is yours friend, you're 27!
DocBastard 40
Caller ID: Allowing people to ignore Mom's calls since 1987.
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CryMoreFMLs 15
Maybe get out a bit more? Meet some people at the local starbucks? The world is yours friend, you're 27!
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Move out OP bc I mean ur 27 ands quite sad if u live ur parents still
gojira666 7
My momma say dat alligators are so ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
Mitcha857 0
Don't worry OP you're not the only one who was an over worrying mother I'm 26 and most if my voicemails are from her too I have friends but she's just the only one who leaves voicemails
LiveLaughFML 10
lmfao omg #56.
rallets 23
you forgot to add at the end "im 27.. and live with my mother"
juturnaamo 29
If you live at home, ydi for worrying your mother.
ihasbrains 10
OP doesn't live with his/her mother....that's why she's worried.
juturnaamo 29
Maybe, or maybe they are just an accumulation of "It's 11:00 why aren't you home yet?" and "I didn't here you come in last night, where are you?"
DjeePee 25
Uhm, my guess is that he still lives with his mother, who's always worried about the hour her sweet little cupcake of a son will go to bed. Anyway, if you're 27 and still living with your mom, she has the right to ask you when you're going to be home.
ihasbrains 10
Ah, I see. I was thinking it was the voicemail of a home phone, not a cell phone. Derp.
pinkspaceboundro 0
Fellow redditer??
Olovio 5
Tell the world you're comin' home!
fakeaccountX 6
The tears of a clown....I hate that song.
jonan1212 5
3 shut up you ASS XD
hemz_fml 13
It's your fault, don't complain while your under your parents roof or get out more to set the habit in so your parents don't worry
ihasbrains 10
At least you have a back up plan
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Times have changed, times are strange Here I come but I ain't the same Momma I'm comin' home
perdix 31
The overstuffed voice mailbox has a simple solution: Always stay at home with your mom. Nobody cares about you as much as she does.
bryannab1 0
She might just be having a hard time letting go and is worried about you. Or maybe she wanted to drop by and say hello.
hehehe1234567 0
I say move out lol Or do they allow that? Either way FYL :(
hehehe1234567 0
I say move out lol Or do they allow that? Either way FYL :(
hehehe1234567 0
Oops triple posted -.-
hehehe1234567 0
Accidental double post - sorry.
hehehe1234567 0
I say move out lol Or do they allow that? Either way FYL :(