maddie
Gross
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
911
France
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
sammy
Australia
Not now, dude!
Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML
BoogieCandy.
Canada
Flirtatious bubble
Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
Toot toot!
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
Anonymous
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
Covidiots
Today, I had to abandon my shopping after a Covidiot directly sneezed all over it. He took his mask off because he was about to sneeze. FML
Anonymous
United States
New face
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
Embarrassed
United States
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
Roostermann25
Lebanon, United States
Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
gorey
Canada
Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML
sociallyawkward
Atlanta, United States
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Top comments
Jaymail 19
That’s why it’s so important to always wear a mask and gloves until this Virus is over. Always have extra gloves. And when you see something like that immediately wash your hands, and change your gloves, as soon as you’re able. If your job won’t let you wash your hands as often as you like then do it anyway. Your health isn’t worth a minimum wage job. You’ll find other employment.
TheSminty1 17
If you're only finding out now that money can be dirty I have some rather bad news for you
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sickerthanyou 13
The joy of working for minimum wage
Jaymail 19
That’s why it’s so important to always wear a mask and gloves until this Virus is over. Always have extra gloves. And when you see something like that immediately wash your hands, and change your gloves, as soon as you’re able. If your job won’t let you wash your hands as often as you like then do it anyway. Your health isn’t worth a minimum wage job. You’ll find other employment.
dancingcats 5
and thats when you refuse to accept the money
oneonta 8
looks like you will just have to change gloves one more time...
TheSminty1 17
If you're only finding out now that money can be dirty I have some rather bad news for you