Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed while at the office. I felt snot shoot out, but I couldn't see anything on the tissue. I ignored it and went on with my day. When I went to the bathroom hours later, I noticed a huge wad of snot had dried onto the front of my shirt. No one told me about it. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
cals 0
suggestion: next time, cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze.
Ross2Smoove 0
oood that horriable
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (65)
pedotroll 0
balls!!!!
mrjohnz 0
win.
BlueJeans2626 0
ew
troublant_fml 1
WTF why didn't anyone say or atleast signal something to you to show that there's something on your tie :/ FYL
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
Lmfao, that gross but I don't think you could have done anything..It's not like you carry a mirror in mid-presentation. Grammer nazis, are you there?
joshhh11 0
you mean grammar?
tycubs 0
speach police alert
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
..Yes
whataloadofbull 0
^ Gotta love that username.
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
They say they're making a vietnam war game first but I'm not sure. I hope MW3 comes out first..
joshhh11 0
no! Vietnam :D
Otto12 0
ya, treyarch is making a game that will come out this year that takes place in the Vietnam war. Infinity Ward and treyarch switch off making games every year, so while activision is making alot of money every year from COD games, the to major devolpers have 2 years to make a new game. How the he'll did we get this off topic?
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
I didnt notice that they switched lol, vietnam was around 1960?
PattisonDaStud 0
70s man and treyarch makes old war games where infinity ward make modern war games
BoostaRoosta 0
yeeeee boi better be Vietnam zombies lolol
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
okay thanks, i dont really prefer older weapons.. 1970 uh was there such things as semi automatic snipers back then..?
paid2think 0
eww that sucks
exquisite 0
More like blows ;)
erjaguam 0
they didn't want to interrupt the big meeting. at least someone was assertive enough to tell him after and gave him something to wipe his tie :)
blitz22 0
wow that sucks
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
Lol xD
Cthulu 0
Well that brings a new meaning to the word "snottie"
Coalke 5
Oh you're good.
demonic562 0
ewwwwww fyl
pimpyd1 0
tenth!
cals 0
suggestion: next time, cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze.