Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML
Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I'd touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
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Llamassss 21
Dip his mouse in the toilet.
Olovio 5
Spray hand sanitizer in his eyes!
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Comments (173)
bowlclogger 5
If your OCD is so bad that everyone had to have a meeting just to discuss your special needs, yeah, you deserved it. That's what you get for being so 'special'.
KnucklesDeep 5
Grow a set and file a complaint you nutless wonder.
justbigbs 6
did you catch it on your cell phone, unless you have old cell phone. otherwise use his mouse as your toilet paper.
Superllama12 11
Oh my god, that's awful!!! I have OCD, too, and I feel your pain. Also, for those of you saying that he deserves it because he's special: go **** a landmine.
jaia_pirrie 4
in this scenario, sharing is NOT caring. yuck.
Spottedfeather 7
That is completely different.
graceq101 0
Poop in his hair !
taper_jean_girl 0
ew. punch him in the face.. with gloves on
SupahAsian 4
Time to call the hazmat team.
lisaw375 0
and you didn't say anything? then you deserved it!