Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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EvilLilCupcake 10
Instead of throwing a plate at his head, like in the movies. Throw a toothbrush.
eddeeezzyy 19
I find this hard to ********** to...
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Comments (83)
bugmenotmofo 34
Why do all of the really stupid FML's come from Canada?
SeemsToFail 0
Id say " Im not your tooth fairy go get a dang toothbrush
GwennaRose 22
And my boyfriend says that WE fight over stupid things...
fmlahahaha 5
Toothbrush??
emmmsab 2
my ex used to do this then eat it. I would get so angry. Men are gross sometimes.
liftedyoda 5
Ewww by him a tooth brush
Bella_is_my_name 4
& this fight could have been avoided if you just would have let him use your fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth
maddirose 0
aaaaaand, you married him.
zeck27 4
Uhhhh ewwwww!??
rougeunicorn03 17
Brush your teeth.