Today, after my husband yelled at me for wasting money by getting my nails done, I decided to buy the supplies and watch YouTube to figure out how to do them myself. He then yelled at me for wasting money on the supplies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to get her nails done, gave her 500 spending money, took her to eat, bought her son a TV, then bought her clothes. We get to her house, she steps inside then gets furious her son had made a mess and hadn't cleaned his room. She told me to take the TV back, which I did, then got reamed for doing so. FML
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
Today, I shouted at my husband for buying a video game, saying that money wasted on his dumb childish bullshit could be spent on a nice vacation or date night. He quietly packed a bag and left. I'm getting the locks changed. Good riddance. FML
Today, we had an argument and my husband called my mother right in front me. Two minutes later, she was on his side and yelling at me on FaceTime that I’m a bad wife, a pain in the ass, and a nagging bitch. The argument was about him leaving tools around for me to step on and cut my foot open with. FML
Today, I got home and my wife asked me to help yell at the kids for ruining over £1000 of her makeup supplies. I did an almost double take at the fact I had no idea she had spent over £1000 just on makeup. No wonder we’re always broke the end of the month. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
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JuneBleeds4 20
Maybe you should sit down and have a talk with your husband about finances. What may seem like an overreaction could be him not knowing how to deal with the fact that money might be tighter than you realize..
ellenness 14
it's context based isn't it. what if having her nails done is the only "frivolous" thing she spends money on, or she doesn't have any other hobbies, or she's a new mother and having them done makes her feel like a "real" human?
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SAgirl 23
Might be an unpopular option, but he's not wrong.
ellenness 14
it's context based isn't it. what if having her nails done is the only "frivolous" thing she spends money on, or she doesn't have any other hobbies, or she's a new mother and having them done makes her feel like a "real" human?
SAgirl 23
If you need your nails done to feel like a real human you've got bigger issues.
jlc82 14
but I'm sure his indulgences or frivolous things are just fine right sa girl?
SAgirl 23
Or maybe he doesn't want her to spend money on it because they are on a tight budget. She also didn't tell us if she was working or not. So if she has no income and only his, that would make her situation even worse.
jlc82 14
well op that door swings both ways...you know what to do if you catch him at one of his hobbies or indulging himself in any way. go get a pedicure next because it sounds like you deserve it.
JuneBleeds4 20
Maybe you should sit down and have a talk with your husband about finances. What may seem like an overreaction could be him not knowing how to deal with the fact that money might be tighter than you realize..