yollew
United States
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Toothless
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Added flavor
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
elena02
Wayne, United States
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
Chip
Australia
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Smooth moves
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Top comments
saIty 17
Oh snap, don't ever bite it out of frustration. That's just what it wants. Just color all the sides.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Runic Cube: extreme edition. Or were you just trying to unsnap all the tiles and rearrange them? Cheater.
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Comments (194)
saIty 17
Oh snap, don't ever bite it out of frustration. That's just what it wants. Just color all the sides.
DryHumor 4
That's genius. Let me color the sides so I can fool my boss into thinking I'm a mastermind.
n_epic_fail 14
Are you by any chance the same guy who cut up his dick with a fan?
Wozuh 5
Rubiks***
rexgar2000 10
you thinking to hard dude, or you doing it wrong.
brianod 0
12- or the guy that burned his tongue with a flat iron
ohSNAPyall 27
Thanks for the reminder, salty. I learned this the hard way.
mgsoloist 14
Or just take 5 minutes and memorize the algorithms...
VorpikeII 17
What the hell were you trying to do? Break it open with your teeth? Or were you so frustrated that you were trying to eat it?
Googoo27 12
79 That is so true...
blackheart24 10
I just pull the stickers off the sides of the cube and them to where they are all the same color on each side.
ColdplaySucks 18
Do not hit your head in frustration while trying to solve a Rubik's cube...
maddylovesu 5
used your teeth to peel off the stickers?
BayleeWasHere 1
You guys are so funny! xD Haha!!
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Runic Cube: extreme edition. Or were you just trying to unsnap all the tiles and rearrange them? Cheater.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Was the OP that hungry?
aceman1992 9
It's alright op, I completely understand how intense the journey of solving the cube can be.
nava1210 12
..whats a runic cube?
Strafeh 9
Auto correct you dumb funk
iiNommBaconz 0
Yah, funk tard.
DrDilllonReese 12
100- was that auto correct as well?
omarzrgz 3
If u ain't cheating, you ain't trying. Except with relationships
fml_ydi79 15
Nice save there 3 :)
SnickerPoodle 0
True that :D
himoonkey 8
I just takez the stickers and move em' :D
heartlessj 8
I have still not yet finshed one:(
VeganVampyre 27
Me neither. But my best friend is a bloody pro. He can solve a 3x3 in 30 seconds and a 5x5 in 10 minutes. He tried to teach me the pattern but I just can't get it :(
SookyTurner 4
I had no idea how to do it untill watching a youtube clip on how to do it. Make notes of it cu theres only like seven steps to remember. Its easy once you get the hang :)
ohSNAPyall 27
That's what he said.
VorpikeII 17
I seem to be surrounded by rubix wizards. My 11 year old cousin can complete a 3x3 in 20 seconds, and a 4x4 in 3minutes, my friend can complete a 3x3 in a minute, a 4x4 in 5minutes, and finally, my other friend can complete a 3x3 in about 10seconds and a 4x4 in 30 seconds. And I have yet to complete one.
meg123455 4
Me nither
Church_boy 0
Attest I'll know that didnt work haha
godlike1 5
What?
VorpikeII 17
Damn it! Wheres the doc when you need him? Maybe I'll try it while we wait, attest I didn't kn-no! No! NO!
brown4lifejot 1
You should need anyone to tell you its not gonna work, its common sense.
DocBastard 40
*click* *whirrr* *bzzzzzz* DING! "At least I'll know that didn't work! Ha ha!" Shit, that still makes no sense. I must conclude that this commenter is drunk, a moron, or a drunk moron.
godlike1 5
It's a ******* conspiracy. CONSPIRACY
Quidikic 9
Thank you for making me laugh mate, next time use some shampoo though.
alexh15 13
Did that even help you solve it?
poo12face 0
You are supposed to use your HANDS!
stellasue11 38
haha i was wondering how to chip a tooth with a rubix cube, we need more information lol
DryHumor 4
I thought they were for something else..
pretty_coin 11
Damn rubix cubes!!