Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
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Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, after my husband yelled at me for wasting money by getting my nails done, I decided to buy the supplies and watch YouTube to figure out how to do them myself. He then yelled at me for wasting money on the supplies. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, we had an argument and my husband called my mother right in front me. Two minutes later, she was on his side and yelling at me on FaceTime that I’m a bad wife, a pain in the ass, and a nagging bitch. The argument was about him leaving tools around for me to step on and cut my foot open with. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML
Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long, nasty toenails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML
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EvilLilCupcake 10
Instead of throwing a plate at his head, like in the movies. Throw a toothbrush.
eddeeezzyy 19
I find this hard to ********** to...
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Comments (83)
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Tell him to brush for 30 seconds with a dry toothbrush at least once a day along with all of the other normal brushing, flossing, etc... It helps reduce plaque build up. I saw that on Dr. Oz.
frgvndfrgt012 0
Thats disgusting tell him to brush his teeth! I hope you didn't kiss him.
laden_swallow09 35
To your hubby: It's called toothpicks and floss, stupid! Jeez, some people…
Calyx_fml 22
He's a kinky bastard with a fingernail fetish.
pagullarka 9
Come on not a single guy said it's okay, I think it's okay, you can wash your hands afterwards.
Tmichal1993 1
He has no class
thiscrazything 1
How selfish of you. Didn't you know in those wedding vows you agreed to be a stand in for his toothbrush?
TheElle 6
That's is the kind of stuff you get with marriage.
whynotbliss 18
Stick to your guns!!! I friggin HATE when my wife uses HER nails to pick at her teeth, F all if she's using mine... Go to the bathroom, use floss. Not sitting on the couch next to me!
kenoswild 14
People are strange when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you've got the plague Women seem wicked when they refuse to clean the husbands teeth teeth are uneven when you've got the plague people are strange....... people are strange....... people are strange....... when you're a teeth fingering stranger..... alright yea!