DocShadow
New York, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
angry mama
The Headmaster Ritual
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
john doe
Portland, United States
Stranger danger
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Kid
United Kingdom
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
bully slayer
Pasay City, Philippines
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
imnotastranger
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Lesson learned
Today, my kid was lying on the floor in Morrisons screaming, no matter what I tried to do, until another mother came, picked him up, and dumped him in the trolley seat. She then looked me up and down and said, “Girl, he’s 4 years-old and 3 feet tall, grow some fucking backbone.” She was so right too. FML
Top comments
steffidallasbfl 16
At least she stood up for you.?
Absoluezer0 12
Either you did your job poorly or way too well.
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steffidallasbfl 16
At least she stood up for you.?
feldco1 17
That's what I was thinking! She clearly loves her daddy.
moonsalt 20
In addition, it'll make for some great stories in the future. c:
naarz 9
Yea she stood up for you, showing that she cares and her future looks pretty clear from any bullies......
Sports_guy3 28
Take her out for ice cream.
laylarose1396 7
Daddy's girl right there!!(:
zanlyxa 10
Get her a awesome Christmas present. Great parenting there
Absoluezer0 12
Either you did your job poorly or way too well.
mn_shr 22
I'd say great job dad, tough ass kid you got there!
HKCgrimmjow 15
I would be very proud of my kid to stick up for anybody! You should be very proud that your kid has that.
HJKM_fml 19
@14 Nowhere is it specified that it's the dad. Maybe the mom was being bullied.
bethluvsyou 15
14: next to op's username it has the little male icon, a circle with a diagonal arrow.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I don't know of any moms who have a dick. There's a sex symbol that clearly identifies OP is in fact male. I hate when people say something stupid like that. Does it really matter if they're a male or female? Beat me to the punch, 53, well played ma'am.
HJKM_fml 19
Haha. I didn't even see that symbol. Thanks for pointing it out. Guess I do need to wear my glasses after all. lol
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I always tend to get overly annoyed by those self righteous bastards who jump all over shit like that. That certain type of people who like to believe they're "forward thinkers", and the rest of us are Neanderthals for "assuming" the OP is either male or female. I'm not implying that's how your comment sounded at all, because it really didn't, just explaining myself incase I came off a bit too harsh.
cheshirecat13242 32
Bullies are getting bigger at younger ages.. It may be dangerous for an adult to stand up to a pre-pubescent bully
mcm_3 16
The OP clearly stated that his daughter stood up not the bully. This has nothing to do with pre-pubescent bullies
Axipiter 24
It might.
thatgirlkat 9
You have a faithful daughter. My sister would've just laughed at me.
WhoWhat_fml 10
My niece would of slapped me and told me to get it together.
Zimmington 21
I'm just glad someone in that family has a backbone... Maybe she got it from her mom
wlddog 14
Gonna say that if your manhood card needs to be pulled OP, if a 4 year old has more balls than you.
Looee 20
I would be so proud of her!
Welshite 40
You've taught her well.
BeccaHugs 17
Too bad he can't take some of his own advice and stand up for himself.
alycion 39
Standing up to someone else's kid as an adult can often bring on more trouble then it's worth.
Jlua13 3
did she like threaten him?
cyttex 13
There's other ways to stand up for people besides "like threatening him".
thatgirlkat 9
You have a faithful daughter. My sister would've just laughed at me.
golden_warrior 23
I hope you buy her everything for Christmas
Xotoolyxo 16
She's been taught well