Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML
PLEASE STOP
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Spineless
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, I went to switch my phone number to a new carrier. During the credit check, I was told that I couldn't because I already had an active account. This came as a surprise, as I've never had an account with that carrier. Time to file a fraud claim. FML
Thanks for that, whoever you are
Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Top comments
hypnos_fml 0
so your new number "belongs to" a debtor? do you guys share a number?
smokeymcpottt 3
You should have given the prostitute's number to your mother. Oh the look on her face!
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Comments (114)
MarqLivesInMN 0
1st! woop woop :)
OrginalOwen 0
gay gay!
Cabbotage 0
who still does the "first" thing anymore. seriously. immature & dumb. get a life. so do you come this early I'm your sex life too? oh wait. you're such a geek you probably don't have a sex life let alone a girlfriend.
FYLDeep 26
#27, I'm glad you're not my sex life...
Dillon000 3
27 is a fail...ragers fail slightly more then the "first!!!!" fools... just sayin'
owo_fml 9
why does sex life come before girlfriend?
caelrion 1
#27 is pms'ing like crazzzzy.
glorialaura21 8
bc that's just how immature guys think. o_0
sukaaa 0
ohkay now all ya gatta do is kill both of them and frame the prostitute bara-bim-bara-boom. you got your own number
youngclench 0
#50; shut your face, not all guys are the same. Shut up and stop generalizing us, like **** a hundred years ago you didn't even have equal rights, you know who gave you rights? MALE polititiens, and I don't think they were expecting women to somehow forget this, and think there better then men. Your not, your far from it.
CitrusGirl 0
#50 politicians* they're* than* You're* you're* If you're going to rant, please first learn to use the English language correctly. Also note that she said IMMATURE guys, not all guys. So, you're the real idiot here. If she said all guys you would be right to be angry. But she didn't.
CitrusGirl 0
I am sorry, that was directed at #66. FML deleted half of my comment.
DSebastionA 0
god i would just love me a piece of that...debtor
zexy27 0
70. lol we all have the freedom to be morons and sound stupid..... Just let those that embrace that principal keep doing it, then they will have a much shorter life span.
ArianS2 0
Why did they give females education.... Life would have been better 100 years ago. Now they are running around thinking they are Albert Einstein. But Males still **** women's from behind, meaning, we don't need to respect they since they are no difference than female dogs. Ragers, come at me, I don't go back to the FML to check my comments, I only read the FML once. See you :)
ArianS2 0
Respect them* Hurrr Durrr sorry grammar nazzi's I learned my lesson.
MissErikaHart 0
nicely said 66. I agree
sugarr0babby0 0
66- STOP being racist. And really, she probably didn't mean EVERY guy in this world, so stop your rampage and find something better to do with your life. 77- Males don't run the whole world, so get over it. Males and females are equal in every way, you don't respect us.. then we won't respect you. And "**** from behind"? I would love to see your mothers reaction to this.
docscientist 10
Whoa, the hate in here is palpable.
ICabooseI 0
76 he's just making an extra effort 63 it's sexicst, not racist.get it right.
daminantion 14
66, you dumb ****. two points here to fill your gaping yapper: 1- you arguing is proving that most guys, especially yourself, are immature. 2; women's rights came into affect after women fought for seat of council, followed by HER dedication to free all those and equalize our world. don't ******* comment until you learn your facts.
bailes_o_hay 0
lol why do people get so mad at people on here? half of the people don't believe what they're saying anyway, they're just trying to piss you off. and even if they do, there's really no point in arguing. nothing has ever come out of an argument on FML.
ddawgg5523 0
83. the actual term is sexist not racist( .
yourWIFEandKIDS 0
Oh snap!
smokeymcpottt 3
You should have given the prostitute's number to your mother. Oh the look on her face!
HBFSequestrians 0
2- that would be funny
phatdaddy62 23
so use the hooker to pay off the debtor and it's all good. ; )
funzcpl 0
awesome idea!
AAShah 0
Hahaha I agree
hypnos_fml 0
so your new number "belongs to" a debtor? do you guys share a number?
nayeli760 0
*Excatly what I was thinking.
AwesumIndianGurl 0
How do you share a number? Is it just me or does this FML not make sense :|
FYLDeep 26
There wasn't any sharing going on. OP just happens to be a prostitute who's in debt.
WolfsGuns 0
lol FYLDeep. ftw ;]
iSitt 0
old/canceled numbers get resold to new customers by the phone company.
funzcpl 0
17 good stuff! lol
samiboy9 0
it used to be a debators number but now it's they're number
Tashadawn1186 4
#5- i was thinking the same thing.
kyliebear 15
I don't get this. It said "belonged to" a prostitute but "belongs to" a debtor?
maphineRAWRS 10
so. what's a debtor? haha :)
UnicornsDoExist 0
So. What's Google? Haha.
maphineRAWRS 10
so. google is one way to find out. asking on here is also another way to find out. I chose the second one :)
AmbientTroll 0
6: a debtor is someone who borrowed money and never paid it back. And OP, kick your boyfriend's ass.
Nutz321 0
20- Wow, you are dumb. Google is quicker for you and us. Here you'd have to wait for a reply and we'd have to waste our time writing you the answer. Google, on the other hand, already has the answer, so you just type it in and look. If you spent a certain amount of time checking the results (you choose the time/result limit) with no luck, then you come back to FML and ask and if someone tells you to Google it, say you already have. Simple.
candygirl98 0
but sometimes people are using the app version on there iPod,or iPhone… and they would prefere not to use there actual Internet as I don't…
maphineRAWRS 10
33 - just because I'm lazy and dont wanna use my iphone data for the internet, and dont mind waiting for a reply on here doesn't mean I'm dumb, so kindly gtfo. :) Hahaha shh marinus, it's not like you actually teach me that kinda stuff :p
Igor_g5 0
Me.
purpleamandapand 6
thanks for asking the question 6, because it may have been quicker for her to use google, but for someone like me who didn't know, I can just read the answer on here
luvyah 0
thank u
Judus_beej 0
I see London I see France!
EpicPear 0
I see 64's ass! Wait that doesn't rhyme...
MeleMallory 0
But the person who answered you is wrong. A debtor is someone who collects money from people who owe, not someone who owes. (My dad works in a debt collection agency, that's how I know.)
badbe 0
Gf lol
Laurendorcus 0
Take this opportunity and make friends with the bill collectors. That way if you ever eff up on a loan, they'll give you a break on the calls. lol #6- a debtor is person who is in debt...they usually get a ton of calls from collection agencies which makes having the number sucky for the OP.
Mr_Zachary 0
I was wondering who got my old phone number. 5 dolla make you holla.
thakiller 0
Hola*
taycandy96 2
No, #11 is right. It is holla, not hola.
goldhighways 0
no 54, it's holla. Hola means hello.
Quest_ 13
I don't understand this, why are you sharing a number with a debtor?