Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
hurts.to.pee
United States
Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
annoyed
Berkeley, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML
Nails
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick thinking
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
LyricalTragedy
🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, I saw my father for the first time in two years. He felt compelled to tell me about how he got involved with a BDSM group and got an STD because of it. FML
Top comments
ImaginaryFoe 1
All the conclusion jumping in here makes me dizzy. I hope all of you realise you can get herpes if you have sex just once and you use protection. I also hope none of you find that out the hard way. Not saying that's the case here, just saying it could be.
Phustercluck 11
Get tested you assholes, learn about STDs, choose your partners better, and stop being dumb. If you're one of those assholes that doesn't tell their partners about their STDs, that's illegal and **** you.
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Phustercluck 11
Get tested you assholes, learn about STDs, choose your partners better, and stop being dumb. If you're one of those assholes that doesn't tell their partners about their STDs, that's illegal and **** you.
wolfey257 0
only illegal if you have aids or hiv dumb ass
SarahBearXoX 0
I agree with #42..pretty much summed it all up.
Phustercluck 11
45 is correct, I was ill-informed. It's not illegal, but you can certainly be sued if you do not inform your partner before you engage in acts that could spread the infection.
hahaalolz 0
thank you !! it's so horrible that people with STDs still screw people w/ out telling the partner, just so they can get laid :(
KikiThePug 0
Take a look at 26's comment so I don't have to chew you out.
SinaStar 0
YDI for telling your dad
substitutes 0
42 is right. Your parent must be sick of you making bad choices
Isamermaid 17
...OP could have just *said* it and not really meant it. Just saying.
maphineRAWRS 10
slap himmm haha
KianaCaca 10
Ooh yummy :)
rofflewaffle 9
I'm just going to assume anyone who defends the OP probably has an STD as well.
sabatical 0
^win
hairdreser0nfire 0
agreed.
msapp2 0
no parent should be that uncaring
msapp2 0
hope you get better OP I don't think bad of you. stuff happens you just fix it and move on .
lindsaysue 4
Herpes doesn't fix..
hilarym 0
better than the one you're screaming in. that's scary for a whole other reason haha.