Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
hurts.to.pee
United States
Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
annoyed
Berkeley, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML
Nails
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick thinking
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
LyricalTragedy
🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, I saw my father for the first time in two years. He felt compelled to tell me about how he got involved with a BDSM group and got an STD because of it. FML
Top comments
ImaginaryFoe 1
All the conclusion jumping in here makes me dizzy. I hope all of you realise you can get herpes if you have sex just once and you use protection. I also hope none of you find that out the hard way. Not saying that's the case here, just saying it could be.
Phustercluck 11
Get tested you assholes, learn about STDs, choose your partners better, and stop being dumb. If you're one of those assholes that doesn't tell their partners about their STDs, that's illegal and **** you.
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Comments (130)
underguarded 20
nice myspace picture.
ladybuuggy 0
sucks to be you!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
All the conclusion jumping in here makes me dizzy. I hope all of you realise you can get herpes if you have sex just once and you use protection. I also hope none of you find that out the hard way. Not saying that's the case here, just saying it could be.
CitrusGirl 0
Thank you! I'm also irritated at those saying YDI for being a *****
YDIbigtimebro 4
^ Chill out
molil_4810 0
well it's not "good" :/
TiffanyBlews27 0
I love your picture!!! ^_^
kellykerplunkk 0
ahah oh dear......
syedlink27 0
ok one last time.. can I please... lmao
hairdreser0nfire 0
you motorboating son of a bitch! :)
suffokateslowly 0
hey what up
DjeePee 25
Why would you say that to your dad? Just buy medicines and you'll be healthy again. You don't need daddy's help here, I guess.
goomonk 2
You don't just buy advil and the herpes is gone and if she lives with her dad then she should probably tell her.
ElizabethNL93 20
Herpes is a virus, hence, it will always be in your system.
Xavi89 0
lol I'm a tiny dicked ****!
LunaBlack666 23
well at least you admit it.
syedlink27 0
I hope meds help.. live and learn I hope I never have to go through what you're going thru
K2BC 8
ouch...
roeallen 11
aww ): lol though, better than kicking you out