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Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, I saw my father for the first time in two years. He felt compelled to tell me about how he got involved with a BDSM group and got an STD because of it. FML
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Top comments
ImaginaryFoe 1
All the conclusion jumping in here makes me dizzy. I hope all of you realise you can get herpes if you have sex just once and you use protection. I also hope none of you find that out the hard way. Not saying that's the case here, just saying it could be.
Phustercluck 11
Get tested you assholes, learn about STDs, choose your partners better, and stop being dumb. If you're one of those assholes that doesn't tell their partners about their STDs, that's illegal and **** you.
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Comments (130)
brunettechick09 0
Um obviously people on here don't realize that even if you use protection during sex, you can still get herpes! I mean you are still touch your bodies together. There is contact no matter what. A condom protects from fluids, but not always from genitals being contacted. A cold sore is considered simplex herpes for god sakes. But even if she was irresponsible it doesn't mean she deserves it. Good luck
xgetxbentx 13
ydi for getting herpes.
munkee_6669 0
this reminds me of the time my friend put Nair in the hot tub and all my pubes came off, soon after that night I had some ingrown hairs and was freaking out think it was herpes (I had never gone bare)
hilarym 0
I didn't say they rubbed broken skin together fool. I said the bacteria could have gotten on broken skin and there are many ways that can happen. and not all herpes is an STD. dumbass.
ThankfullyNotYou 1
If you're that young to still have to be admitting stuff to daddy so he pays for your medical bills than you've got no business with your underwear down. Grow up, get out, and than have sex.
mackieflann 3
dad win
StarEffect18F 1
He probably just said "Good" because he was happy he wasn't the only one in the family anymore.
jlynntiger 0
u guys r stupid for telling her to b "protected" when u can't b protected from herpes unless u don't have any contact at all. haha that does suck tho I'm sorry, u gotta b careful
jlynntiger 0
also u can get herpes not only from sex ppl jus touching someone with herpes can get u it!!!!
Sikk33 0
FYL? FY dads Life .. who wants their little girl to tell him she's got herps cause she can't keep them legs closed?.. what else was he gonna say.. would your a ***** make you feel any better??