Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out as a polyamorous, and then immediately asked me if he could date another guy I thought was my friend. I’m such a pushover, I said yes. FML
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fwongraven 10
FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.
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Comments (109)
guilio_2008 0
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Seriously, you want a 3some?
hahaalolz 0
I do ;)
BoyFromTheFuture 0
beware: your BF is already trolling craigslist for potential hookups.
iampunk 0
You're bi. How is that an FML?
hahaalolz 0
agreed. Today, I told my bf I'm bisexual. he then responded by being supportive and trying to fill my sexual fantasies by asking if I wanted a threesome. FML
anorexicbarbie 8
You are stupid.
hahaalolz 0
who
cantfightfate 0
why would you even be afraid to tell your boyfriend that you're bisexual?
klutzycleo 5
Methinks OP made it an FML because OP's boyfriend wanted sexual relations with her - and someone else. In my experience, some people don't like threesomes because it means their partner will be having sex with someone else besides them. Just a thought (:
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.
brightnite 0
Its a double standard. If ops boyfriend told her he was bi she would prob get grossed or think twice. when op does it he wants to let her try. I think it's a nice gesture
nerdsgetmehot 23
#62 Where would you get the idea that most girls would get "grossed out" if their boyfriend were bi? I really don't think that's the case...
DjeePee 25
Bisexual =/= polygamic. Thought I just point that out. So the argument of "fulfilling sexual fantasies" is invalid, except if you meant 'fulfilling HIS sexual fantasies".
KingDingALing 9
Who WOULDN'T want a threesome? ;)
corytheboss 0
me too? right now?!
122409 0
more like, her boyfriend just wants an excuse to **** another girl, idiot
isaiaha11 2
if this was a guy he would be called gay
chuchurocket 4
141 no it's bi.
alexandrox 0
ur hot haha
Alex373 0
Threesome thats hot. just say yes and be happy that he's cool with it
LegitDGK 0
let me explain this to you honey. Every guy wants a 3some except for guys who r gay but don't know it yet. Your bi that means every guy will want u unless ur ugly as ****. everyone wants a bi gf so don't complain ur being a selfish hoe op
skateitup4 6
I can help with that
skittle68 0
What did you expect?? My bf said "Just so you know, you can bring a girl hone any time." Same thing, just worded better.
xBangOut 4
It's good that you told him, however judging from your reaction, I can tell that u re not together long enough and your relation isn't strong enough to deal with threesome and consequences it might cause, but in future u might actually try some and everything will turn out great.
Lord_of_0 4
The fml is that all her bf cares about is a 3some
dodzy 1
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what's so bad about that?
Tapioo1337 0
whats so bad is that im not in his position -.- thats whats bad!!!
AlexE_fml 0
your bi he's your bf experiment don't be **** let him ha e fun too
5t3ff1k4h 47
Wow...
Ticklingthepickl 0
the more the merrier, and your bf must be one happy guy :D
BassGirl 5
so shut up and do it instead of being a whiny little b****
makenzieace 0
your rude??
The_grumpy_bear 0
Your boyfriend is supporting your sexuality. I don't think this is really an fml.
stevenmx86 8
Seriously op... Did you want him to freak out and break up with you? Instead he accepted it and seems to support it...you're lucky so stop whining...
mcsquanch 0
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U must chase down some hot strange for your boy friend!
imcutefml 0
nice gun
finallyfreemaria 0
I voulenteer :D
muffpuncher 0
omg hawt!
hahaalolz 0
I'm in. 5some people?
far_east 6
meeee six!! XD
diggy2012 0
I would ;)
hahaalolz 0
yay 8some guys??
hahaalolz 0
yay 8some guys??
MissErikaHart 0
official orgy
violetsweety 26
Lmfao Erika
justsayfuck 5
This is pathetic.
nadia716 3
I agree with justsayfuck ....hmm pity :/
caleb_m91 1
hahaalolz I'm in only because your in. ;)
ladiesman2340 0
hottie! send me ur msn ;)
hahaalolz 0
ladiesman u kinda gotta say who ur directing ur comment at lol :P
ryank 2
ur sexy
perdix 31
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That would be my first question, too. It surprises me when a bisexual girl says she only likes one-on-one, only sometimes with a girl or sometimes with a guy. That just sounds so inefficient. Threesomes would allow them to enjoy their full range of desires while cutting the transit time, time to dress/undress, etc. in half. If he's into it, it sounds like a win-win-win to me.
maskedman 9
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That should be the reaction of every guy unless he wants to risk having his man card revoked.
ricktos 0
completely agree with you.
mustang_babe 0
I agree Perdix! threesomes are time efficient!
Terpaxsten 0
I personally would never have another guy in a threesome.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Well, 149, think about it. If your girlfriend was bisexual, she would want another woman in bed, not a man.
vickycat 5
I agree with #7. This is close to the perfect, most supportive response he could give. Also considering that probably 90% of guys would give up a nut for a threesome I can't really think of what you expected him to say...at least he said it instead of just silently thinking it. You have kind of implied a bit of a liberal sexuality so I can't really see what you're upset about. You're also a bit lucky that he wasn't too hurt or offended that you hid that kind of thing from him.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
How does being bisexual = being sexually liberated? If sexual orientation isn't a choice, then bisexuality is a state of being, regardless of whether you engage in bisexual acts or even believe homosexuality is morally right. Admitting your state of being doesn't necessarily indicate your degree of sexual liberty. If it did, what would you assume about admittedly straight people? That they're all sexually repressed? Aside from that, I have to disagree with the rest of your comment, too. While there's nothing inherently wrong with his question, it probably shouldn't have been the first thing out of his mouth. Sure, it *could* mean that he wants to make sure she's sexually fulfilled, but it could also be a purely selfish response. Even just a "Thanks for telling me; this doesn't change my opinion of you" would have been light years better, IMO.