Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
hurts.to.pee
United States
Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
annoyed
Berkeley, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML
Nails
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick thinking
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
LyricalTragedy
🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, I saw my father for the first time in two years. He felt compelled to tell me about how he got involved with a BDSM group and got an STD because of it. FML
Top comments
ImaginaryFoe 1
All the conclusion jumping in here makes me dizzy. I hope all of you realise you can get herpes if you have sex just once and you use protection. I also hope none of you find that out the hard way. Not saying that's the case here, just saying it could be.
Phustercluck 11
Get tested you assholes, learn about STDs, choose your partners better, and stop being dumb. If you're one of those assholes that doesn't tell their partners about their STDs, that's illegal and **** you.
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Comments (130)
kristi_nisbett 0
herpes will never go away, meds just help and u will always be able to spread it.. dumb ass ppl who think its curable r respolnsible for spreading it.
plmkop 0
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
delaney5150 0
I got it from my cheating ***** of an ex that I was with for 3 years, so maybe she didn't 'deserve' it. Way to jump to conclusions, guys.
daminantion 14
soo my place Friday night?
YourWetDream 0
Hmmm i would see a doctor about that
sammiibeiitch1 0
if he ddnt tell u that he had a disease b4u guys started touching eachother then u can have him arrested. thats against the Law.! Im realy sorry that you have them its gotta be scary and hard to find boys:'(
Angele72 0
He probably said “good” becuz if you slept with many ppl you deserve to get some type of virus for being a *****
unluckybastard18 0
fyl
dannguy41 0
Tht wt u get 4 being a *****
butterytoast420 0
I totally want herpes they sound as fun as two chickens in a tree house