Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
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cardboardtastes 0
How do you speak to your kids?!
Shock98 0
apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.
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ILikeCheeseLOL 0
So I learned every cuss word when i was 7 and learned the f word when i was 6. thats because my best friend had a teenage sister that liked to cuss a lot and she cussed in front of her all the time. she told the words to me. then it passed down to the whole class. someone in the 2nd grade class liked to cuss a lot and had a kindergarden brother, and the kindergarden brother said the f word one day in school, then everyone in class picked it up. And that is an example of how kids learn this. And this was even in a CATHOLIC school.
ALittleBitOfThis 0
What kind of Catholics were they?
MzTastee 0
omg funny as hell
LikelyYourFake 0
Great - and now you are going to raise another delinquent? Your kid is that young and talks like that to you? Boy... you must have raised HIM right. You need a license to drive a car, but anyone can have a kid. How wrong is that. YDI
maddog_fml 0
No more South Park for you kiddo!! You have to respect your mom, whatever happens.
Rowbin 0
Your kid's a ******* badass, I like him.
manoverboard 0
I have a friend whose ten-year-old brother swears more than anyone I know. I personally don't swear a lot, but that's because I find weird ways to say swears so they're not as offensive. xP But that's our generation for ya. Full of pervs, dumbasses, and swearing little kids.
Bored_2_Death 0
I can not believe that some of you are blaming her for getting pregnant. Seriously, as long as she can provide for her kids she can have as many as she ******* wants. Who is anyone to say how many kids a person can have? As for the kid, seeing as the OP was suprised to hear her child cuss, she probably doesnt swear around him. He's a nine year old kid, he goes to school were Im sure the kids cuss.
ALittleBitOfThis 0
1. Kids cuss, and that's my unfortunate, selfish, underprivileged, stupid generation. 2. There is the mass over-population dilemma to consider when thinking of having more than two kids.
hurul_ayni 0
Awesome!!! Lmao
KaY_mer_James 0
lmao
posty92 0
Great job rasining your son. He's got a terrible mouth and thinks it's okay to get knocked up by strangers.
Saoul_fml 0
He's 9. Her job isn't near done. Some mother never stop raising their kids. And a bad-mouth can be fixed... Ivory soapbars. And we don't know it was a stranger, could have been his father? You don't know the woman's relation-status.