Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
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cardboardtastes 0
How do you speak to your kids?!
Shock98 0
apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.
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crzygrl90218 0
Kids....they say the darnest things =^)
Jim9349 10
just so you know.... any nine year old will say that at school with his friends, especially when he is angry. and you probably caught him off guard and thats why it came out. He probably regrets that you know how he talks now :(
gingerlover11 0
maybe he was listening TO HIS PARENTS
themanistheman 0
I'm assuming you're black.
Drakanaa 0
If OP were black, they would be too busy beating the kid for using that language to get on FML and share the story. Otherwise, it'd be more like: "Today my nine-year-old son said, "**** this shit!" when I told him I was pregnant. Just as I started to beat him for his inappropriate language, the neighbors walked by our house, saw me through the window, and called 911. FML." I only say that phrase in times of dire and absolute frustration. What's his excuse?
themanistheman 0
Haha true story. Except I'm pretty sure there would be something about a crack addiction in there too...right after "I was pregnant."
rp125 0
I, for one, will never be swearing in front of my children. I plan to lead by example.
tally7mir 3
I had learned every bad word when I was 7. I learned them all from my friends. Just because you don't curse doesn't mean your kids won't learn the words
Moopyz 0
He may have learned it from school.
princessxD 0
Maybe you should stop having kids, and start paying attention to him =]
caligrrrl 0
Thats really funny !
DomyDamsy 0
for all the dips ouy there heres a few things to think about: 1: when a child swears it is not the parents fault, if you as a member of society can swear that means you are as at fault as anyone 2: to my earlier point your at fault because you have made this craved knowledge as all unknowns, like the human brain is programed to crave 3: who hasn't met attention obsesed in dividuals, when my mom told my little brother she was pregnant he started crying 4: don't blame personnality on parents it aint their fault 5: did you and must likly everyone you know know how to swear by 13 at most 4 years early whoopdy do 6: you hipocrits who curse swearing by swearing are both hippocritical and one of the causes
xxsweezyxx 0
BAHAHAHA! I'd keep an eye on what your kid watches on TV from now on. xD