Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
Today my brother disconnected my internet and made my task bar disappear. I spent 2 hours trying to fix it, when I figured out I just had to restart the computer. Now I'm a little behind on assignments. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Well care to explain why your younger bro owns you?
Hopersz 0
Thats one smart kid then. Looks like we kno whos gonna major in computer tech in the near future lol
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marinus_fml 20
Well care to explain why your younger bro owns you?
MagicGiraffe 12
I cab explain. OP is somewhat of a tard?
MagicGiraffe 12
can*
MagicalPegicorn 0
I'm a magical Pegicorn.
iGrenade 0
get off the internet, OP. 15 year olds aren't allowed to bitch on fml.
Hopersz 0
Thats one smart kid then. Looks like we kno whos gonna major in computer tech in the near future lol
JustinKingr 0
no. little kids mess things like that up easily.
bsalway1212 0
but he knew how to change it back. he didn't mess it up by accident he knew what he was doing. he's a smart 6 year old!
Daschundman 17
I see a prodigy...
wolverine106 0
ahahaha he's one smart kid.
Geiko_fml 0
That is funny, but bad at the same time. Lol. Hopefully you did something back to him too. Nothing bad, though.
jellybeans4833 7
smart smart lil kid lol..imagine when's he's older o.O
KiwiLime 0
you are a disgrace to the generation of the computer :(
dragonaair 5
Actually, the ages 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13 are the generation of computers. They grew up on computers.
counterfit 10
My brother and I both grew up on computers. He's 30, I'm 25. So, uh, yeah. My parents were ahead of the curve for a while?
WOLFEYES72 2
dragonaair, you have no clue what your talking about, get off FML and go play outside.
xVictoriaDreamz 0
That's sad.
fyllmao 0
hahahaha little kids FTW
MAGNAVOX 0
Maybe your brother is an advanced alien species?
H00K_M 8
Good thing you don't need to wear clothes to get online!! YDI for being computer illiterate.