Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML
Today, my husband won’t stop bragging about the girl with the "model cheekbones" from the airport shuttle, who kept telling her friend in French how hot he was in front of us. Miss Model was unaware that we’re from France, and my husband’s ego might never deflate. FML
Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML
Today, I saw one of my favorite hockey players in public. I had met him once before, and to my shock, he remembered me. I was pretty excited until he started talking to his friend in French. He didn't seem to realize that I'm fluent in the language. He basically called me "ugly psycho bitch." FML
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Darenator 0
parisians? he's obviously a dumbass.
PhysOptGuy 0
SuperRacist: Being superficial and racist at the same time. Case in point: claiming that one race is "hotter" than another.
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borba72 0
Bullshit. French women are known for their ugliness.
need_cheese 0
#10 --' Heeeyyy
savage93 11
YDI for being ugly
latereflex 0
I have lived in europe 3 years north america 3 , south 1, and 8 months in west asia, and 7 years in the middle east. I been around the world. trust me.. Lebanese women are the most beautiful in the world. the rest of the list is a mix and is up for debate. but lebanese, no Doubt. Trust me , i know. btw, i am NOT lebanese, so dont think i am biased.
herpderpherpderp 13
it's all subjective.
PhysOptGuy 0
SuperRacist: Being superficial and racist at the same time. Case in point: claiming that one race is "hotter" than another.
Sam611001 12
studies show that some races have on average more attractive people than others voted by an international audience and Sweden supposedly win on that but I think the "cute guy" was just trying to be a dick to her and made himself feel better because of his "brilliant" insult
Darenator 0
parisians? he's obviously a dumbass.
TheButler 0
he was probably being jokey :) why is this a FML? it's a compliment
FacesOfHumanity 14
I always think it is cool people say stuff like that, I'm from Arizona and I call us Arizonians because I think it is funny.
Boomi 39
Someone that dumb should have no influence on an opinion, especially on beauty and ugly. He has his head too far up his ass.
Dalarsco 0
#8: The classical idea of race is based on visible phenotypes. People have no control over what physical attributes they find most attractive, and therefore should not be thought of as racist for finding physical features common to a certain "race" more attractive than others and by extension said race more attractive than others.
jufruit 0
Dutch girls are so hot! im not dutch, dont worry..
xMooMoox 0
I think American girls named Megan are hot! Bet you can't guess my name...
Nine001 0
Your pic looks like a dude that had plastic surgery er sumtin so I'm gonna say....Max?
That1TallK1d 0
I'm gonna guess Fido..
lifeislife_fml 0
"Today, I'm a French girl in England" Lol, I thought this was the funniest thing ever.
Vintage_fml 0
today youre french,tomorrow you're what ?