Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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Top comments
syki 22
I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.
Lilcris11 5
I bet you were born naked dirty hook
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Comments (48)
awgxkaylaxx 11
i love sleeping naked haha
bethjlster1999 8
Pretty sure all parents jump at the opportunity to shout at their children. It's their way of saying they love you without actually saying it XD
DoomedGemini 38
No, my mom rarely shouts and we both prefer not fighting or hurting each other.
finchy420 12
I guess that makes your mom a filthy ****. She had sex to have you, or did she use the turkey Baster method?
XboxSqueaker 15
I bet you're naked under all those clothes you filthy prostitute
gingerlover01 24
oh don't worry sweety I mean I sleep naked and nobody says anything you aren't the only one
amsterdamgirl 20
I have one of those. ignore him, he's just scared (and will never admit it) that you'll be be better than him. you are awesome.
amsterdamgirl 20
?!?. she sucks lama balls big time ;)
bad_boyfriend 10
Fun Fact: Sleeping naked, assuming you shower before bed, is actually much better for your skin than sleeping with clothes on.
DeadxManxWalking 27
bet you're naked under those clothes, you dirty tease
c_wyld 21
This is how my entire family is towards me