Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Looksmaxxing
Today, I accidentally gave myself a black eye. I would laugh about it if my friends didn't start suspecting that my husband is abusing me, and won't listen when I try to explain what really happened. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Living his best life
Today, my husband, who I love more than anything, announced that he was gay, couldn't live a lie anymore, and moved out of the house. I'm utterly devastated, and when I tried to cry to my friends, they said I should celebrate his courage and stop being selfish, then ran off to party with him. FML
What the frick?
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML
The punch from beyond the grave
Today, my brother‘s will read that everything would go to our other brother, so long as he punched me for having an affair with my his wife. So now I have a black eye. I’m gay, but I've never told my family. I didn't have an affair with his wife. FML
Identity politics
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
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geekbuscus 19
It's a sad day when you get a black eye for being a decent human being.
Bloink 25
at least you're a good friend :)
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Bloink 25
at least you're a good friend :)
golferman72 16
Homosexuality is a sin
genericfmluser 17
@11 "love thy neighbor" it doesn't mean pick and choose which one gets love. It means love those around you no matter their a race gender or sexuality. Let God deal with them when they die because right now we're living in hell and need each other to not be spiteful.
darwinism 30
Go play golf instead of making stupid comments #11. Ignorance should be a sin!
gjikvtj 18
No no no stop no no no stop
jmfreee 16
Even if it is a sin, it's not for us to judge. Don't pick which parts of the Bible you choose to follow.
CaptainSmith28 19
He didn't say he hated him, he just said it was a sin. Everyone just want to jump right on Christians. God will judge us all in the end.
incoherentrmblr 22
Who have you a black eye?...
JBChristian 47
Typos, *smh* _(-_-)_/. Gave*
Demig0d6 14
That's pretty gay...
cjwayy 22
#44, Stop... Just stop.
askullnamedbilly 33
If the letters are right next to each other on the keyboard, the idiot is not the one making the mistake but the one pointing it out.
hystericsky 11
Besides, maybe it's just my phone but every goddamn time I type gave it autocorrects to have. I have tried everything. I even just had to pause for a second when typing that last 'gave' and the one just now in order to hit the x for the autocorrect to not go through. Even if I type it correctly, it still changes it.
DarkSmoke591 21
You did the right thing for your friend
itwasthedognotme 14
I agree, and sometimes people don't appreciate the kind things we do for them, although maybe it was the parents. Sorry OP, hope the bruising goes down pretty fast.
Demig0d6 14
At least he was STRAIGHT to the point... Get it? No? Okay :/
kylel27 2
Come on man there are enough tragically lame puns on FML just cut it out already
ohcheriecherie 20
if OP left with a black eye, imagine what the person who was actually coming out went through...
Melodija 19
What on earth did you say to him?
Blippety 23
It could have been his friend's family that gave him the black eye. Although it doesn't specify so maybe we'll never know. :/
mageepaigeee44 15
It was obviously the family.. Someone thought when his friend was coming out that he was his gay lover and they punched him. Who in the family we'll never know but it was clearly someone in the family. What I just explained is what the FML was implying.
brand125 17
um 50, although you COULD be right, you just assumed your idea was fact. the friends family COULD have gotten worked up and op just tried to step in to break it up
mageepaigeee44 15
Or not. I'm pretty sure i'm right. No, actually I'm a million percent positive I'm right.
hmanonfire 6
81 fml has decided differently
mageepaigeee44 15
Well FML IS WRONG. I'm really passionate about this. Seriously. You're all just stupid for not getting it.
misterspock 16
83 we are the crazy ones right? lol
Mauskau 36
83, please stop and just leave.
mageepaigeee44 15
#92 don't get all jealous because you weren't smart enough to understand the FML.
feelingold 18
93...people like you are the reason why "report abuse" buttons were invented...
mageepaigeee44 15
I just reported your comment as abuse. So suck it.
htownpostman 16
Obviously nothing bad.. He said he was there for moral support.. Read much?
askingandy 23
His friend's family probably assumed the they were dating since he stood by their son's side as he broke the news. And then punched him because they thought they were dating.
geekbuscus 19
It's a sad day when you get a black eye for being a decent human being.
OysterPearls 33
No good deed goes unpunished, it seems.
Enslaved 38
I hate this expression! It makes some people feel that they shouldn't even bother to try to do what's right because they don't get the acknowledgement they feel they deserve. Knowing you're doing what's right should be enough of a reward to yourself-- regardless of the outcome.
clemsi 20
More often then not on here a good deed is followed up by violence, harassment, arrests, and or general ****** up behavior...regardless if the op was looking for acknowledgement of the good deed or not....So I think the saying is warranted on here.
no_playa_hater 14
If you'd be rewarded for being a good person, everybody would be a good person.
acommonman 23
Good? Define good.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
#69 because it's on FML.. a site made specifically for stories of things gone wrong. They aren't going to have happy endings and that saying is extremely pessimistic and does give a sense of uselessness to good deeds. However this is not a site I'd look to for positive results.
zZLightZz 13
no its a typical day.
TheGriizlyBear 22
What a terrible family, you should press charges.
silvercamaro 22
Nowhere does it say that one of the family members gave him the black eye
siniclehamster 16
Nor does it say what his friend was trying to "come out" with... and I'd really like to know.
brand125 17
#32 - they dont need to specify to context of coming out, obviously they are gay..
RussianAutumn 4
Could have come out as a closeted atheist.
love_me_electric 20
35 - Likewise, it is implied in the FML that someone in his friend's family gave him the black eye. It doesn't need to be spelled out. Who else would've given it to him?
Akumie 6
#32 "Mom... Dad.... I'm Grandpa." "Mom... Dad... I'm dog." "Mom... Mom.... I'm dad." "Lizard... Monkey... I'm human." He has a point. There are a lot of things he could have came out as
Enslaved 38
The expression "Coming out of the closet" means to finally let it known that you're gay. It has no other meaning.
thecalvin123 21
Except none of those make sense, 45
SmokinGuns 13
Unless you're R. Kelly and finally got out of the closet.
CatchMe25 16
I agree with you 46, however the phrase only has that community meeting because we've given it. Coming out as gay is, for lack of a better phrasing, the most publicized. With that being said it is entirely possible for a person belonging to a family of a strict religious sect to come out as believing something different. In both cases the one "coming out of the closet" (which means you've been hiding your true self) faces scrutiny and being ostracized by their family. In this fml context it is fair to assume the friend was coming out as gay but untrue to assume the phrase has no other purpose.
siniclehamster 16
#91 Exactly. I've had many atheist friends use "coming out of the closet" it's not just a gay thing and trust me some parents would easily give their friend the assumed "converter" a black eye. That being said I guess it's obvious OP's friend was gay in this context.
wallacewallace 3
the friend could be coming out as bisexual, pansexual, ace, transgender...?
Indianboy9321 25
I think we need to know who gave you the black eye!
mageepaigeee44 15
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I'm appalled at how many people are not understanding this FML. He went with his friend to tell him family he was gay. Someone in the family assumed he was the gay lover and punched him.
vixen_94 11
You're obviously assuming this, when really it's up to anyone's interpretation. Unless you were there or the OP fills us in, no one knows for sure. No need to be "appalled".
mageepaigeee44 15
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Are you serious??? That's what the FML meant!! I'm 100% positive and I didn't have to be there. It's obvious
brand125 17
stop being so full of yourself 54. it can also be taken that the family got into a fight and op got in the middle to protect his friend. im not saying your idea isnt right, its a good possibility, but stating it at a fact when OBVIOUSLY many people are taking it differnt ways , so stop being so stuck up when there are more ways to interpret something, and they are just as plausable as your scenario.
kittina 22
Maybe his friend was so angry or so frustrated he punched OP... sometimes people can't manage their feelings and end up hurting others.
askullnamedbilly 33
I even have a fourth option for your narrow little mind to consider, #54. Maybe no one thought he was his friend's lover, and maybe he didn't even break up a fight. It's just as possible that his friends family is actually horrible enough to punch their son's friend for supporting him in his sexuality. Those kind of people sadly do exist. All in all, all we know is that OP's friend's family has at least one asshole in it.
GentlemanBastard 15
ORRR... Maybe OP went to his friend's house, his friend came out, the family embraced him and everything went very smoothly. Then OP fell and hit his eye on the corner of the coffee table and left with a black eye. Did you think of that?
mageepaigeee44 15
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No, I really didn't think about any of that because I'm pretty sure the FML went over all of your heads. Fine I'm cocky or small minded or whatever but the FML is pretty clear in what it's implying.
feelingold 18
Namaste
cjmedic 12
Although I have the same idea, that the family assumed, I'm thumbing you down for being an arrogant little bitch. In any case, that still doesn't narrow down WHICH family member gave him the black eye.
imlifeless2 25
#54, It is physically IMPOSSIBLE to be certain about something that has to be interpreted. Why? Because its an INTERPRETATION. That means that your idea of what happened might not be the same as someone else's, and unless you were there, understood the situation from everyone's point of view, or knew the exact circumstances (WITHOUT assuming,) then don't come yelling at the rest of the FML community about how we are wrong about our opinions and ideas. FYL, OP.
aecribb 14
Yes OP, please follow up, preferably proving 51's "100% positive" interpretation wrong, Of course then she'd probably just say that you were lying or something. It would be nice to know exactly what went down though
Fuhkyoo 17
maybe his friend opened the closet door a little too enthusiastically
mageepaigeee44 15
Nope. You're all wrong. You just didn't understand the FML. It's completely clear what happened.
Indianboy9321 25
You are so ignorant it's funny. No own is completely disagreeing with your theory because it is A possibility, but it isn't the ONLY possibility.
communisttaco 16
I think it's quite clear that the Coming Out Unicorn burst through the closet door too fast and poked OP in the eye with it's horn. It's the only answer.
imlifeless2 25
You know what? try this one, magee: Today I went to my grand parents house for a family reunion. I left with a black eye, FML. What happened to me? Tell me with your "100% certain" interpretation.
monster1109 18
#115.. I love that.. really made me laugh
PillowLava 11
I'm sorry that had to happen to you and your friend OP. I hope things settle.
genericfmluser 17
Well tell him to aim his member lower, the mouth is below the nose not above. ;) Just kidding, you're a good friend but we need a follow up on what happened.
Guaguanche 4
Beat up by a gay?
guineagirl96 38
The family beat him up
AcieMcG 21
Guess they thought you were his gay lover
brand125 17
dont know why your so downvoted, its a possibility..
keirookami 11
if I was Op even if I wasn't his lover I'd pretend to be in front of the family to make him feel a little more safe, unless he asked me not to
brand125 17
103 - i dont think that would help..