Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. FML
Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML
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Top comments
supertacowaffle 41
I don't like wine either, just because it's not to someone's doesn't mean you're an unladylike ****, don't listen to her OP many people don't like wine.
BlackFames 16
The designated driver lol
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Shartie 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Bet your mom drinks a case of beer a day.
supertacowaffle 41
I don't like wine either, just because it's not to someone's doesn't mean you're an unladylike ****, don't listen to her OP many people don't like wine.
supertacowaffle 41
I meant to put not to someone's taste* -.-
tdawg91 17
We can all just be beer ***** together
cynthianicole95 9
I know I sure don't like wine.
okokalright 15
Welcome to society. Where most people genderize basically everything.
8313girl 28
I prefer whiskey, vodka and rum to beer but I'll still drink it. Silly mom, your taste in beverages will not make you a ****. Now what you do after you drink all that beer and liquor just might.....
dacooliest 16
What am I if I don't like either? ( ._.)
Sangue0608 26
Then I guess to her mom you would be an unladylike **** too.
BlackFames 16
The designated driver lol
derangedplanet 23
the one who no one actually wants around but takes anyways because as he said ^^^ designated driver
casey_ct 10
your mom must drink alot of beer then...
UhHuhHoney 20
...
Sangue0608 26
Well I may be quite the opposite, I prefer wine to beer, but I also like liquor. Though I have nothing against people who prefer beer, it's cheaper anyway.
dont_touch_my_ca 8
Very good sir. One should always have a diverse taste. Makes catching those drink specials easier.
caityyjaay 7
A Fing Men
Goblin182 27
I guess I am an unlady like ****.
dyscomonkee 12
Yup
8313girl 28
Hmm depends on the beer you drink lol.
zeffra13 31
...but wine sucks. It's a matter of taste! You can't judge people by their tastebuds, only manners while drinking and such. You could try putting beer in a stem glass I guess, maybe that would pacify her?
smokecloud_ 37
I did that once with some really cheap beer. xD But really though, whether you prefer beer, wine, liquor, none or all does not determine your "ladylikeness" or "sluttiness".
derangedplanet 23
#48 having wine or beer or liquor compared to none definitly determines my sluttiness. ....
derangedplanet 23
actually probably my ladylikeness too. I imagine lady likes don't end up in people's laps.
kirstyfunnybunny 18
I guess she doesn't know many women who like beer, my friends and I love beer and none of us are *****. Don't listen to her OP
BlackFames 16
**** your mom, beer chicks are awesome.
Mynamewontfi 40
That's stupid. It's all a matter of taste. Who cares what drink you prefer more
Thatissarcastic 17
That's all fine and good, but if you drink apple juice then you're a ****.
iAmDictionary 13
*eyes widen as I sip my apple juice* I guess the Internet has spoken.. I'm a ****