Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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syki 22
I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.
Lilcris11 5
I bet you were born naked dirty hook
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Comments (48)
ItsAnanya 25
OP, I have a sneaking suspicion that we share the same mother. I was screamed at for wearing a non-lacey, non-sheer camisole within the confines of my room. I would probably be disowned if I slept naked.
Calingaladha 21
You're saying you don't dress head to toe for sleeping? Dirty *****... But seriously, STFU OP's mom.
deejayharry1 11
Ouchh i know how sad this must be, first things first try hard and really hard to get an apartment or house, then move out... Then focus more on your career if you achieve more, mom would think twice before yelling at you ..
nitrojunky24 10
Why does she feel the desperate need to yell at you you to need to have a real talk about whatever is bugging her.
Eleora 19
I bet you're nude under all of those clothes... lol totally kidding... That's emotional abuse. If you're younger than 18, you need to get a job, start saving money (don't tell anyone), and move out ASAP. Nobody deserves to be treated like that, OP. Best of luck, sweetie.
TxAsMaD3 19
I bet you're naked under the clothes you're wearing you dirty girl
saffy66 34
Unfortunately some mothers are so uptight, old fashioned and dirty minded that they see sexual deviancy where none exists. I know because mine was like that too. It's an expression of the gutter that is her own mind, buried under a cloak of respectability. Why else would they automatically put a sexual interpretation of the most innocent of acts? In my case, my mother lived in fear that I would inherit my birth mother's 'ways' - I was born to a 16 year old unmarried mother, which in the 60s was a big deal. OP's mother obviously has her own issues, but it's no excuse to treat her daughter like that.
rogerover 19
Tell her it's good for your ******!
shinikageWolf 15
I sleep naked too, apparently being comfortable makes me promiscuous.
birdybabe 4
i bet she is the kind of person to keep her clothes on to have sex