Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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Top comments
syki 22
I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.
Lilcris11 5
I bet you were born naked dirty hook
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Comments (48)
tinytami 10
All I could picture when I read a lot of these responses was Ron Burgundy screaming "Why don't you go back to your home on ***** island" .....in all seriousness though, it sounds as if there are much deeper issues than just you sleeping in the nude. I had a very volatile relationship with my mother as well, she was very bitter and verbally abusive towards me. My best advice to you OP is to keep yourself surrounded by people who love you and respect you. Never allow anyone to validate how you feel about yourself, even if it is your mother.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
It's ok OP I'm a **** too- I sleep naked, shower naked, pull my pants down to use the toilet, get massages naked, get pap smears naked, love my partner naked and I'm naked underneath my clothes all the time. Sorry your mother is like this OP- I know it hurts because mothers are supposed to love and nurture... I hope you can find a way to appropriately communicate one day :)
uzumakinurto 13
I bet you are naked under your clothes too. so slutty...sleeping nude has health benefits and really if you are the only one in your bed I don't see how it makes you a ****.
Witchylady 18
Well call your mum a **** for showering naked.
oldsaltydawg 12
sleeping naked is the only way to sleep!
Makifun 19
Ha. Reading this while lying in bed naked, ready to sleep
Butters789 18
That's funny wyd tho?
trumpet27 1
My parents will yell at me for anything. I don't sleep naked, but sometimes they are that desperate. Anyone who said "YDI" is an asshole.