ragnarok1540
Philadelphia, United States
Today, despite hints, suggestions, and even blatant criticism, my coworker refuses to believe he smells like rotten donkey nuts. He says he only needs to shower once a week, and that he doesn't believe in deodorant. I volunteered to do an extra autopsy today because the morgue smells better. FML
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supertacowaffle 41
I don't understand people like this at all, hopefully he gets the hint eventually when he realises that a morgue literally smells better than he does
FemskyD 26
can't you ask a supervisor to speak with him? that sounds horrible
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Kieranr10 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well that's a rotten mess your i. I tried plz no hate
drayloon 50
Some people can't handle the spotlight and expectations of being the first comment
Tarlachia 33
Perhaps show him video proof of the dead rolling in their morgue chutes due to his b.o.?
supertacowaffle 41
I don't understand people like this at all, hopefully he gets the hint eventually when he realises that a morgue literally smells better than he does
FemskyD 26
can't you ask a supervisor to speak with him? that sounds horrible
ThatHorse 15
Unfortunately there are people out there whose religion or culture forbids the use of showers or soap and, most importantly, deodorant.
nonsensical 26
I highly doubt his is a religious case.
vegantreegirl 26
#20 (That Horse): Wrong. It's a hygiene issue. Regardless of the guy's religion the company CAN say he has to shower/use deodorant or be fired. At least in the U.S.
ThatHorse 15
Actually that varies from state to state #33. Many states argue that religion and cultural heritage are to be protected, even at work. So if it is a religion/culture thing, OP and his coworkers are probably screwed.
bandaidstations 28
What religion wouldn't support basic hygiene?! I don't need some book to tell me what's right and wrong...and definitely not when to clean myself. Wow.
Someone1111 22
Please name a religion that forbids you to stay clean. Being clean is part of your health, so tell me which religion prohibits you to be unhealthy
False_Stupidity 42
The church of the smelly armpit.
GokuSS400 18
Touche #65……well done, here's your cookie
ananicosia 28
He smells worse than the dead, he's the walking dead and killer of noses everywhere
wobbly1 16
Describes a coworker of mine. He smells bad enough that flies threw up. After repeatedly commenting about the smell and taping deodorant to his locker, H R had a meeting with us about how this harassment will stop and if the culprit that harassed him was found, they would be fired. They stand by his right to stink, not our right to breathable air. We still put have to put up with his funk. Sucks to be us.
sturschaedel 27
Make up some CDC safety protocol that you have to follow and spray him down with a hose every day when he comes in.
bigbluetardis 21
The real question is, how do you know what rotten donkey nuts smell like?
ragnarok1540 39
Our medical school book shipment warehouse is near the veterinary school anatomy lab, and once they brought in a several day old donkey carcass from a local farm for their anatomy classes ...
syki 22
Oh, God, why?
RedPillSucks 33
wow. the first legit answer to the weird question everyone was asking.
TheNewGuy03 29
Un-*******-canny. I was not particularly interested in the odor of a decomposing ass initially, but **** ... I am surprised to see something normally hyperbolic and jocular in nature being described literally.
mthurston 14
Very well said sir
STFU01 14
That's what I was wondering too...
Miss_Chevious 37
What I want to know is why you know how rotten donkey nuts smell like?
Leanne798 25
See the OP's answer on the question above you ^
igg125 30
Time to let this guy go.
Norja 33
I never understand how some people who small so bad cannot smell it on themselves.
techieloot 8
they get used to it
askullnamedbilly 33
Because that's how our noses work. We adapt to smells pretty quickly, because it's not new information to our brains. Have you never exited a room you've been in for hours for a quick break, and reentered it only to ask yourself how on earth you didn't notice how stale the air was?
TheNewGuy03 29
He's basically the guy that Del the Funkee Homosapien was describing in "If You Must"