Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got round to organizing my apartment, sorting everything into boxes and shelves. However, due to my arbitrary sorting method, I now can't find everyday things because they're not in their usual place (in a clutter on my desk), including the charger cable I used five minutes ago. My place looks organized. My life does not. FML
Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
Today, I spent 6 hours unloading boxes into my new apartment. After unloading the entire truck and making trips up and down two flights of stairs, I heard a knock on the door. Apparently the landlord gave me the key to the WRONG apartment. Mine is downstairs. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I'm moving to almost 1,000 miles to a new state. I packed everything up in the U-Haul and it is en route to the new place. I just realized that it shows up tomorrow and I have no idea where the keys are to unlock the back. FML
Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML
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carolynBlasphemy 0
you are clearly an idiot.. listen to the boxes.. you should be able to find it.
Doortje 30
Unless you're deaf or something, which I'm pretty sure you're not because then there wouldn't be an FML in the first place, just follow the sound! Sheesh.
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Comments (73)
Petawhitney 2
The batteries will run out eventually...
krazeeguy 0
but never fast enough haha
ChubbyCake 5
^ haha
evilpieboy 0
penguins!!!
nikki456123 0
haha random much?
lmfao_shame 9
it's probably her watch
carolynBlasphemy 0
you are clearly an idiot.. listen to the boxes.. you should be able to find it.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
No, don't do something so logical! Pour gasoline over the boxes, then set fire to it! This will really suck when you find out the ringing is in your ears, but oh well!
unidentified_sta 5
Yeah... Pretty much. Grab boxes and shove them around the place until you think you've isolated the source.
duzzyfucks 0
WORRRD
docscientist 10
Maybe the alarm is a projecting ventriloquist.
snickers001 0
ur mad cute :)
Doortje 30
Unless you're deaf or something, which I'm pretty sure you're not because then there wouldn't be an FML in the first place, just follow the sound! Sheesh.
lolbrick 0
if OP was deaf, there would be no FML.
Doortje 30
Thanks for repeating what I said. [/rolleyes]
IWantLamingtons 4
Listening to that is much better than having the Banana Phone song stuck in your head..trust me...
crazy_fool 0
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana Phone! :D
KingDingALing 9
It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Where ya at! Where ya at! Where ya at!
LetsRollOut 2
It's the final countdown.....
sheehan35 2
gaga ooh la la
djmigues 7
Dora Dora Dora the Explorer.
Breanah01 0
anything to Justin beiber would suck ! baby baby baby Ohh ):
BDTM 0
the never-ending song
Zmeilerr 22
Follow the sound.
Cass3m0 0
Dora The Explorer has disproven the method of following noise. Then again, she is also blind and quite possibly schizophrenic.
smellyturkey 0
Dora the explorer is not blind! Is she??
roeallen 11
She can't see huge mountains behind her! She needs some blue floating arrow to click on it for her!
DocBastard 40
I have to assume that OP moved because of that annoying ringing she was always hearing in her old place. Now the new one has the same ringing! Coincidence?
BloodyHeel 8
That reminds me of the childrens book "Henry's awful mistake". It's a thrilling read.
pinkpillowz 0
can't you follow the sound?
Cass3m0 0
Or the yellow brick road? I'm sure you'd be able to find it while going to see the Wizard with your buddies Cowardly Lion, Mindless Scarecrow, and Tin Man. :3
tmarie21 0
ydi for having an alarm clock that doesn't use electricity
McMan 23
tmarie21 Do you me an alarm clock that uses batteries or some type of clockgear...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
No the alarm clock is a rooster, duhhh!
jkamme54 2
no
usmcwagner 0
You dumb idiot you deserve for the batteries to be fresh and last for a week
marc_with_a_c 3
wow you're an idiot if you can't figure out which box it's in.. plus you're an idiot for not labelling the boxes
BiggerThenUrs 0
ferret!!
whatshuman43 8
Bombs