Get over it
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Today, my wife informed me that she wants a boyfriend but doesn't want a divorce. Also, apparently I'm horrible for not "respecting her feelings" when I told her she can't have both. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
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Top comments
txgirl09 5
Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.
FerrariCake 2
You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.
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Comments (260)
jdoggy_solis 0
haha what a bitch
hwaibada 0
don't divorce. have her your side and make every relationship she'll have an affair. and sue her:)
marsty 0
how longs it been? if u have forgiven someone for cheating you can't bring it up as ammo every time things don't go your way.. either you move on with her or without her... she cheated but going on about it ain't Gibbs help anyone
marsty 0
gonna** damn I phone lol
rebelgirl17 0
I know exactly how you feel my boy friend cheated on me, and I wasn't even aloud to be upset about it or talk to him about it at all. Its taken me a while to get over it because having your heart broken isn't an easy thing, to trust someone and give them everything to have them smash it all, throw it away like it all meant nothing hurts. You have had every reason to be upset. The reason why they dont wan't to hear about it is because they are the person doing it, not the ones recieving. They don't want to here about their **** up it happened they had their fun there over it. But if you did it to them it would be a whole other story. Now people dont understand why you stayed with her, and why your the one letting her divorce you. Thats because you love her and so therefore your willing to ober look the pain she caused you, but in the end you knew that after what she did it would never be the same. You wanted to believe it would though, but she obviously didn't want to try to make it back to the way it was. It will hurt and its going to take a while but your way better off without her, there will be someone who will think your worth your time and will treat you like gold and you will see that your ex wife is just another bump in this road called life. Life will get better I promise, good luck with the next girl hopefully she wont be a heart breaker. - AA 17yrs old.
azurablade 0
@rebelgirl. that's exactly how it happened with me and my gf. she cheated and then told me less than a day after it happened that I need to just forgive and forget. I wasn't allowed to have time to get over it. so I know how u feel
rebelgirl17 0
Your better off without her then, because if she isn't willing to understand then you shouldn't be willing to understand why she cheated. I finally broke it off with my ex and yes it hurts but I'm a lot happier.
truthisRelative 0
Wow! You're a good person for sticking around that long even. Might be time to move on though.
astro2 0
too many pages to read so im gonna get to th3 point. 1. wait till shes away from the house 2. hire a removal truck 3 take EVERY belonging from the house 4. move the "F" out of there. i mean if you divorce her you have to give the cheating ***** half your stuff if YOU stay, then YOU'RE the *****
DylanCanning 0
haha
d0nthate0nme 0
that bitch! I wud get all of her belongings and throw them outside and hav a note saying, "I'll give u a headstart"
anthraxcp 0
YDI for having such a stupid bitch for a wife