Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
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Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
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1known 34
Though but thoughtful. She should have let other hints... like actually telling you, but I admire the idea.
AzraelAngelus 15
I really hope you have a prenup
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AzraelAngelus 15
I really hope you have a prenup
RichardPencil 32
You might have just thought she was a MAGA-head complaining about the 2020 election.
1known 34
Though but thoughtful. She should have let other hints... like actually telling you, but I admire the idea.