DD.
France
Get over it
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
TCRII
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
mj
United States
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Anonymous
You're so vain, you probably think this FML's about you
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
Anonymous
Commitment
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Tit for tat
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Anonymous
Pyongtaek, Korea, Republic of
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Anonymous
Today, my wife informed me that she wants a boyfriend but doesn't want a divorce. Also, apparently I'm horrible for not "respecting her feelings" when I told her she can't have both. FML
Anonymous
Boring FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Top comments
txgirl09 5
Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.
FerrariCake 2
You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.
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Comments (260)
Nate25 0
guess who's still having an affair...
VenomByte 1
Exactly #170 Speaking from experience, I hope you have some evidence. Saved me from paying alimony when I shared e-mails, photos, dates and times. Cheating is unforgivable! Get her out now! The sooner you do, the sooner you will fell better about yourself.
blastvortex 4
Haha. She's an idiot in more ways than one. It's her loss and your gain, OP. So long as you can prove the indiscretion, you have the upper hand. You should just be glad to be rid of her.
alexFYL 11
It could be his loss and her gain, in fact it sounds that way. :)
missyanne 0
Well, what a hell to live through! Either divorce her or forgive her. Don't drag it out any longer than neccessary. Do whatever makes you happy and she's gonna do the same.
DdragonPT 0
well, a woman would never seek sex with another man if you would satisfy her "needs", so im guessing the joke is on you mate
hahafmlyo 0
why the crap would u have an affair and not apologize?! u selfish pig
GrapefruitZoe 0
Hang on, I need to know more. It's entirely possible that the husband IS taking too long to forgive her. Since we only got a tiny bit of info, I'm gonna say both of you may be at fault.
BukuElf 0
ur wifes a ***** ur better off without her
stormin972 0
Oh well, for once maybe the guy will keep his money and the kids.
SAM5000 0
ahahha loser