Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, after spending the past four days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law patted my head and said, "I'll go get some salt." FML
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pepetto 0
you couldve atleast glanced at him! People usually yell for a reason.
Mandy_fml 0
That's sad, your poor dad :(
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Comments (179)
sparkey0127 0
congrats on bein a waste of life
nayy_fml 0
second!!! and that's sad
JoshTheMaggot 8
help I've fallen and I can't get up. get your dad life alert for his birthday.
Ajjas013 6
If he has another birthday...
MetroidSlayer01 8
@3, commenting doesn't count asshole
justmeagirl 0
That is kind of your fault, but I'm sorry- you must feel awful.
volleyballx3 2
this is kinda gaaaay.
pendulum2012 0
no get him the Hoveround instead so he can ride them in packs with other old people
Rocco1990 0
He could have asked for help first. No need to rip OP.
TouchMyBody 1
Lay off the guy. You all don't even know if his dad was near him so obviously if he wasn't he wouldn't notice him on the ground. He was mad and made a mistake, no need to bitch at him.
Reyo 2
All I have to say on this matter is that every time my Dad and I fight, he'll draw it out for HOURS. It'll be a day after the fight ended, yet he'll make snide remarks about it. "God I hate it when this happens...just like I hate how you do this." And yet he wonders why I think he's an asshole.
KateeJo 0
lmao, #9. Thats the first thing I thought of.
mikeyboi19 5
I think you guys have petty dads then. When my dad and I argue it only lasts about mayb an hour at most then he takes me out to eat ha
Oathkeeper111 0
Amen
shadaboo2014 0
how was he supposed to kno his dad had fallen..op don't b so hard on urself it's not completely ur fault
saltz 0
I know how that goes my dad is kinda long winded too, I probably would have done the samething.
Tripout 0
THIS IS MORE OF A FHL
davidhasmorefun 0
today I was arguing with my son the whole day. he ignored me by putting on his iPod. just then I fell over and broke a rib. he couldn't hear my cries. fml
rob7863 0
Lol life alert
Sheslikeheroin 0
Lmao, expired emo *****. First thing I thought of
craigkid 2
Why do you comment to get to the top!!!!! It's so stupid!!!!! and annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$!$!!!!!$)))$!!!$$!( pounded keybored )
newmanlyman3 8
L OW L
shade609 0
LMFAO ^^^WIN
blackllama 0
Help I've fallen and my son won't help me up.
frogzorz 0
lmfao #9
spectralblue 0
how'd u know the dad was being an ass? just because he had an argument with his son? ur telling me that u've never had an argument with anyone? oh and I wonder who bought the iPod? oh I'm sure the dad's an ass he even let's his kid go on the Internet and post on fml! stupid!
Kenziechristinee 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. seriously, this is HILARIOUS!
Aero_boy 4
OP how do you not distinguish from "NAG NAG COMPLAIN" to "Ugh, someone please help! I dieeeeeeeeed!!!"
farhil 14
Because he was listening to his iPod. Derp
kazumaslayer666 3
and him flailing around in the ground failed to catch your eye? If his pain was significant enough I higly doubt unless you had your iPod to max and blew out your ears you couldn't at least faintly hear his screams
GoodApoll0 0
are you saying that an ipod all the way up blows out peoples eardrums?
kazumaslayer666 3
after a certain volume it would at the very least hurt your ears or damage them and I am saying unless they ate to that point I doubt they could not even hear his screams or cries for help. even with my iPod up high I can hear my surroundings. to reach the point of being able to no longer hear him yell about his pain he either has noise canceling headphones or had it extemely loud
jcrook 0
it can give people hearing damage. i guess that would be sufficient.
Ajjas013 6
That's what happened to Pendantic :( He's deaf in one ear.
Freeze_fml 17
He was talking to Pendantic, pendatic.
Ajjas013 6
Wait, didn't you tell me you were deaf in one ear?
Freeze_fml 17
O RLY??
Freeze_fml 17
You vanished along with ajjas' comment. :(
Ajjas013 6
You are the absolute WORST troll on this website. Not worst as in, you hurt my feelings. But worst as in... To put it bluntly, you suck at trolling.
Freeze_fml 17
Oh hey, I can do that too. *ahem* You are the absolute UGLIEST person on this website. Not worst as in, you hurt my eyes. But worst as in... To put it bluntly, your image burns the insides of my soul. I honestly want to thank you for changing your icon though.
TrafficAhoy 0
WHO CARES?!?!? Do you seriously think that's the problem here, 7? God you're almost as big a fag as the douche who posted this!
sublime93 0
thanks from me as well!
Ajjas013 6
Yeah a lot of my comments are vanishing...
RKftw 0
O snap! Epic pwnage!
pepetto 0
you couldve atleast glanced at him! People usually yell for a reason.
00pedro00 0
and if you read the whole fml, you would know that the kid thought the reason was that the dad was continuing their argument
Sfugius 0
...and you didn't see him on the ground?
LiiLii_13 0
..&& NOW YEW MUST FEEL LIKE SHIT
Mandy_fml 0
That's sad, your poor dad :(
Thebluez 0
rhyme FTW!!
mikuxxhatsune 32
OP should feep bad, her dad might get mad, it isn't a fad, and just I might add, OP's dad is sad. im sorry, i couldn't help it. the urge was too strong :(
TooMuchXbox 0
What's wrong with you? Jesus... is he ok? Oh my god.
jimsmells67 0
Bit OTT there...
Jrook 0
not really. op is a little cowardly ****. parents should beat them into a bloody pulp, teach them to purposely ignore an authority figure
boopityboppity 11
Exactly my thoughts. The only other explanation I could think of was hearing loss from her excessively loud music.
kayladance101 13
jrook....relax. wow
MissSarcasm01 18
#47 I'm pretty sure you're going to have the DHS visiting your house many times. What the hell is wrong with you?!?
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
moron. I can't even bare my headphones at 80%, especially when I'm at some place quiet, like the front yard.
me5 0
I hope he learned his lesson. your dad I mean
the_boo 0
fail
darkmis1 18
You're a horrible son! FyourdadsL.
Monikabug 9
^ Agreed.