Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
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Top comments
WhoopteDo 26
honestly it works out for you in the end, you got out of a relationship with a pretty shallow girl there, couldn't even be honest with you over the internet.. fyl
anonymuse_fml 31
You dated for 6 months online and haven't met yet?
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Comments (102)
i8cake 12
It probably is a dude! Get out there and move on with your life! You'll find someone less shallow and not hiding behind a screen
daddysgirl8 21
6 months together and you never video chatted?
Senorangelo 10
How old are you?
Tsukiyomi 16
Six trillion years and one night story my friend
lina21 12
If you're spending that long keeping it solely online, it's not going anywhere OP. Try meeting sooner so you really know if it's going anywhere next time
jennilis 0
I accidentally hit you deserve it, but hit 'your life sucks' as well.... i hope it balanced out.
_Bair_K_ 11
Yikes!
Fou_Lou 20
Tips for online Dating: as soon as feelings that surpass friendship are involved take it to the real life. If its long distance it can be voice and video with voice. with later meetings. Going 6 months with just writing messages is quite stupid.
pris0027 19
Well It backfired because it made her look dumb and like the bad guy
tyler907 10
> she said she was a guy > I said it didn't matter How ******' lonely are you?
TallMist 32
Why does a guy have to be lonely in order to date another guy?