Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
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Top comments
WhoopteDo 26
honestly it works out for you in the end, you got out of a relationship with a pretty shallow girl there, couldn't even be honest with you over the internet.. fyl
anonymuse_fml 31
You dated for 6 months online and haven't met yet?
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Comments (102)
ckerane 16
follow up :)
djstiv3 15
lol gotta admit ive never heard of that one... but damn how do you confuse a gender for 6 mos? man i feel like voting ydi
Axipiter 24
Cheer up OP. There's plenty of catfish in the sea.
thealaskanyoung 14
wow. it's ok, you seem like a good person. maybe skype for the next one?
TerrorWolf 12
6 months and no phone calls? Surely that woulda gave it away that then person was a female...then again you never know nowadays. Could be a chick with a dick. Either way props to you for being willing to give her a second chance even though she screwed you over in the end. You deserve better than that. Hope you find what you are looking for in time op :)
tonyfan00 38
First you pretend to be a guy in hopes the lies shatter him to bits. Then he says that he still has feelings for you (and seems to be willing to ho **** I suppose). Then you say the "lie" itself was a lie, and you were just trying to gross him out to prevent yourself from feeling you broke up with him. FFS that bitch best not have any kids...sorry for you OP. But do realize that out of all the ways to foil a "breakup plan", that was one of the best. And don't forget you will find somebody some day. Someone that will !take this one look terrible. Hope you feel better. :)
silverkaast 9
go outside. meet another human being.
Duriexp 20
why ppl just can't be honest in the first place.
justsomerandguy 8
Xe looks a bit gender confused.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Aww you were seriously in love :( FYL