Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
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Top comments
WhoopteDo 26
honestly it works out for you in the end, you got out of a relationship with a pretty shallow girl there, couldn't even be honest with you over the internet.. fyl
anonymuse_fml 31
You dated for 6 months online and haven't met yet?
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Comments (102)
lawnguy 11
Definitely FML! !! You need to get out of the house bud...It would be for your own good. ....*shakes head in disbelief*
vikky538 29
wow...such a scum bag...
worldclassrager 41
Never online...you learned the hard way sorry OP
rivaraven 35
I'm not surprised you guys didn't meet in real life, but you never did a video call or even just a call? Now that is weird. If I wasn't in a relationship, I'd be okay with an online one, but it could definitely not work without calls, especially video calls.
_Bair_K_ 11
You were just going to look past the gender for the person you fell in love with? That bitch missed out on you bro sucks for her
Algorithm 24
this OP's awesome
brendejafulable 41
Not sure how I feel about this one.
patrickeli 15
Goodness. Never heard of someone lying about being a catfish for the sole purpose of getting broken up with.
FunnyToSee 15
What's OP?! And at least you still loved her even though she pretended to be a guy for a bit. That's like 10000 loyalty points... Whoop whoop
Axipiter 24
OP= Obscene Platypus. It's considered an insult. Don't ever call people that.
bigjake 11
I'm still confused on why u would say it's alright I'm still In love after the fact she told u it was a guy?
hahanope 11
Because with a lot of people, gender doesn't matter, especially where strong feelings have formed. This guy might be one of those.
siggy_mcsigx 22
bisexual? true love transcends?
Levvy 22
You genuinely can't figure out why someone might not care about that? You can't even try taking a few guesses? Not even a theory?
DylanHasClass 17
If that were me, I would of been out of there fast..