Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Am I even here?
Today, I got written up at work for not cleaning up the breakfast area, and because multiple guests complained how sloppy and messy it looked. I'm on lockdown in a completely different country. FML
Not even a celebrity traitor
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I got written up at work for clocking back in from lunch early. Yesterday I got a verbal warning for coming back late. I'm scared to go to lunch at all now. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
Nag nag nag
Today, I ignored my wife's phone calls at work, since all she ever wants to do is complain or talk about chores and projects. An hour later, security called my desk. She'd shown up at work to bitch me out for ignoring her. Now I'm the laughing stock of my workplace. FML
Today, I got written up because I took a dump at work that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't punch out for it as a "paid break." FML
Kinda harsh, don't ya think?
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
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DraftHail614 17
How else were you gonna eat if the food wasn't brought to you?
PenguinPal3017 19
I would quit. My office allows me to do almost anything. I wouldn't put up with this unless the pay was extremely high.
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DraftHail614 17
How else were you gonna eat if the food wasn't brought to you?
Quasita 26
How about bringing it with you when you went to work? that's how most people handle it when they don't have the ability to go drive thru or whatever. Even if making up for a forgotten prepared lunch, OP is responsible for it and their choices.
Zekfen 17
Or Qua, instead of being an ass, you could realize that maybe her replacement or partner called in sick and she didn’t know it until she got in, so while she normally gets to leave the office for lunch, that one day she wasn’t able to. Secondly, what is so horrible about her husband bringing her lunch? Did she let him through security? I hope you never become anybody’s boss bc you’d be horrible at it.
Quasita 26
This is written as if they clearly knew the expectations of the role that day. Sit in an office, don't leave your post. I highly doubt they were filling in for another person, but if they were, they are responsible for the expectations of their job no matter where they are posted... and for telling the person assigning them the post if they are not prepared for that post. I am a boss. I succeed very easily as a manager because I make expectations clear and specific and the consequences fair. Few things ruin the dynamic of a work group quite like a manager or boss making exceptions for one person's mistakes while reprimanding the same actions for others. There is a reason why rules and expectations are established, especially in security situations. Lacking knowledge doesn't excuse security violations, no matter how cruddy it seems. if being consistent and holding a worker accountable for their choices as an employee make you think I'm a potentially bad boss, I'm glad I've not employed you... because it is the people that expect exceptions that struggle with entitlement in the workplace the most, I've found. They are the people that acknowledge that they got the info but thought that this one time would be okay. after all, it's just lunch right? Except it's not when you consider what such disregard could indicate. but I digress... As long as my staff is meeting expectations and fulfilling the needs of my clients, we have a great deal of fun, with a flexible work environment. However, I don't play games. The benefit of consistency is that employees always have a way to know what to expect. If an employee of mine fails to meet expectations, they are held accountable. I'm certainly not going to apologize for expecting professionals to act as such :)
MitiMiki 16
What this company did was illegal and you are blaming the worker? Shame.
MitiMiki 16
What this company did was illegal and you are blaming the worker? Shame.
RichardPencil 32
How do they know he wasn’t dropping off contraband to you?
PenguinPal3017 19
I would quit. My office allows me to do almost anything. I wouldn't put up with this unless the pay was extremely high.
distortedcognition 17
check labor laws regarding mandatory breaks. Wouldn’t think they could work you over 4hrs w/o providing you one
Lepisma 38
My state doesn’t have any law requiring breaks, and therefore defaults to federal law - which also does not require breaks (with the exception of being granted time to pee, and some obscure conditions in ER rooms). Our office stopped giving lunch breaks to employees working a full day a couple years ago. You can work 12+ hours straight and it doesn’t even count as overtime. So I can totally believe OP’s situation.
lexos 16
Seriously why are you Americans not striking for beter work conditions? It's really weird what kind of things are legal in America.
Davros 12
Tell them he was running a security check
greenwichgal 15
Well did you leave your post to meet your husband and grab it? If so, ydi
MitiMiki 16
If this happened in the U.S., then what your employer did was illegal (unless your shift was 4 hours or less). Employers are required by law to provide rest breaks for shifts over 4 hours and a lunch break for shifts over 6 hours. If you are in the U.S., take a copy of that write up and file a complaint with your local labor board.
Cannnabis 2
She’s just sitting in a room, she can take breaks whenever, just can’t leave the room. She should have brought her lunch with her. That’s how most security jobs work.
Cannnabis 2
Why not be prepared and bring a lunch ...