Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
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BriannaSkyy 5
Wow. That was rather mean.
msilikegrapes 8
take that metaphorical arrow and shank it through her b**** ass heart
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Comments (207)
BriannaSkyy 5
Wow. That was rather mean.
freshberries22 17
Yea that was extremely hurtful sorry op it really does suck to have your emotions toyed with
RocketNinjaFish 12
Yeah that was a pretty horrible thing she did :( I hope you find someone better, OP.
jillybee101 7
Mean? Maybe. Effective? Definitely.
tctheamazing 7
No, 46, it's definitely mean.
musicluvr2000 11
No, it wasn't! (note that I'm being sarcastic)
FMLshark 12
"Mean" is a huge understatement. Just my opinion, anyway.
nublets 12
Just say you were using her to help make your bi/gay girlfriends horny and now you have a horde of sex hungry lesbians waiting to leap on you :D
downtime 13
I can't help but wonder if this was a result of someone struggling to grasp at validation for a failed attempt at discovering sexual identity...Lashing out at her partner like that seems like very odd behaviour.
AKGirlinSD 20
Mean and heartless! Original Poster, you'll find someone who deserves you.
efynsien 1
I agree. Bu technically arrows are supposed to bend quite a bit when shot. So maybe she was experimenting.
carbivore 10
This is why people don't take lesbian/bisexual women seriously.
DracoSpirita 21
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What a bitch. I hope you dumped her. If you did, I'll go out with you, OP. I'm a lesbian too. :)
guy24 9
You will hook up with a random person from Thailand? I do not know if that is nice or creepy. Going with nice.
DracoSpirita 21
Trying to be nice. :P
yoyoyolol08 5
Me too:)
kjklopu 1
Hot
Inheritance 10
Better hope she's close to same age then! :)
Jamialia 5
I think OPs ex already did break up with her. If she's straight it means no more relationship for OP anyway.
sleet7 4
*reads 32's username*... Downvote
MattioHimself16 2
Downvote #124? This isn't reddit! Which is kinda sorta lots better.
free2speak 14
124, you read it wrong! this is how it goes: "Yo! Yo! Yo!" *124 turns around* "Lol" :) Also, 124 you need to catch up, to turn this horrible trend around, yolo is now being used to promote safety. For ex: today, I looked both ways before crossing the road.#yolo!
JessicaGetsDown 0
I'm lesbian too :)
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
It's actually also the McDonald's policy for electrical safety. Their crew awareness posters say You Only Live Once more than it does anything remotely about electrical safety
msilikegrapes 8
take that metaphorical arrow and shank it through her b**** ass heart
MCRaddict15 15
Anyone who fakes their sexuality, stays in a relationship for over a year to make 'her guy friends horny' definitely that metaphorical arrow.
freshberries22 17
3 I completely agree with your comment but it also makes me think that this is why shows like deadly women and snapped exist
KMtheDrummer 6
15 - Yeah they definitely that all the way.
TwitchingNebula 17
You stared out bitch but not ass?
Sliver1991 26
Of course if you stare at something it should be the ass, not the bitch!
darkgodxvx 4
15 - Que? Is there something I'm missing or does your comment not make a whole lot of sense? Why is she "definitely that metaphorical arrow" ?
BubbleGrunge 18
Gross, girls like that deserve to be alone the rest of their lives. Don't worry OP when you finally find the woman of your dreams, you can sit back and laugh at her sorry ass because KARMA, she is a bitch!
Nbackus9 4
Karma is a bitch, so just make sure that bitch is beautiful.
StayClassyLassy 6
Agree #131, but who was quoting Lil Wayne?
maxisis_fml 6
Karma's a bitch only if you are. :)
maxisis_fml 6
Karla's a bitch only if you are. :)
slooby_fml 25
tell all her guy friends she gave you herpes
DracoSpirita 21
That would be a bit extreme, no? Then no girls would ever want to date OP again because of her supposed herpies.
DracoSpirita 21
17 - I agree that OP's ex certainly doesn't deserve to date anymore but that doesn't mean that doesn't mean OP's chances have to be ruined as well.
kittytub 12
well, if she's telling her guy friends, I don't think that really ruins her chances.
Shrike 24
I'm guessing she was pretending to be bisexual. There's a decent chance the OP's bi.
Swift4Life 13
That's freaking brilliant!!
AnonTEARS 2
Hahaha! Comedy.
Badpesci 10
We're on the same boat. :/
Helloilike_lacro 8
I feel as if I've seen this before... Hmm
bReLiNg 18
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:o heart break warfare! In time you will heal. Mean while... I'd plan to get at least another more attractive other and then show her that she was nothing to you!
zuzupetalsYO 11
Time heals nothing. And that's a stupid plan.
ThatDumbBitch 3
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this isn't exactly relevant but I adore ur profile pic
verkaderk 9
God. Why can't people just break up and move on. If you're out to prove something in your next relationship you usually end up ruining it. People like you create drama when it's not needed
Joshawott 21
What a complete and utter bitch. You should out her as the asshat she is.
Helloilike_lacro 8
I feel as if I've seen this before... Hmm